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Subtitles for What an Absent-Minded Person (1975)

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January 20 2021 07:03:41
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Partly based on an English translation of the poem posted by NatBrown at WikiTranslate. Original timings and editing by Eus. Re-edited and re-timed by Niffiwan. The translation is merely adequate, as it simply translates the words into English but makes no attempt to reproduce any of the rhythm, word-play or rhymes.

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1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,920 Creative association Ecran (Screen) 2 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:20,750 What an Absent-Minded Person (Children's poem, S. Marshak, 1930) 3 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:28,170 written by Vladimir Golovanov directed by Marianna Novogrudskaya music Aleksey Rybnikov 4 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:34,270 art director Galina Beda cameraman Ernest Gaman 5 00:00:35,857 --> 00:00:40,830 Sound O. Solomonov Editor G. Drobinina 6 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:46,086 Workers on the film: A.Zyablikova, V.Shulenin, M.Zolova, I.Degtyareva, I.Mednik, N.Alehina, G.Fyodorova O.Pryanishnikova, V.Medzhibobskiy, A.Timofeyevskiy 7 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,000 Narrators: Aleksandr Livshits, Aleksandr Levenbuk 8 00:01:12,350 --> 00:01:15,231 There lived an absent-minded person 9 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,150 on Basseyenaya Street. 10 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:20,640 In the morning he sat on the bed, 11 00:01:21,772 --> 00:01:23,970 and began putting on his shirt, 12 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:27,730 put the arms into the sleeves - 13 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,130 they turned out to be trousers. 14 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:01,350 When he wanted to put on a coat 15 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,950 they told him: "Wrong one!" 16 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:11,430 When he wanted to squeeze into gaiters 17 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,450 They said: "These are someone else's!" 18 00:02:14,561 --> 00:02:16,170 Instead of a cap, while walking, 19 00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:18,420 He put a skillet on his head. 20 00:02:18,498 --> 00:02:20,910 Instead of felt boots he squeezed on gloves 21 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,140 over his heels. 22 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,410 What an absent minded person 23 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:33,370 from Basseyenaya Street! 24 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:37,927 One day on the streetcar 25 00:03:37,938 --> 00:03:40,350 he was going to the station 26 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:44,210 and, as he opened the doors, 27 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:46,840 said to the driver: 28 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,930 "My most dearest 29 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,430 wagondriv-earest! 30 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,590 Wagon-dearest. 31 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,940 most driv-earest! 32 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:00,750 Whatever else might happen, 33 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,270 I must get off right here. 34 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:06,010 Isn't it possible to stop the 35 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:08,430 straincar at the steention?" 36 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,930 The driver was most baffled - 37 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:12,960 and the street car stopped. 38 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,980 What an absent minded person 39 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,910 from Basseyenaya Street! 40 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,710 He went to the bar 41 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,010 to buy a ticket for himself. 42 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:45,540 And then ran to the ticket booth 43 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:51,010 to buy a bottle of kvass. 44 00:05:06,817 --> 00:05:08,710 What an absent-minded person 45 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,670 from Basseyenaya Street! 46 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:27,170 He ran onto the platform 47 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:28,450 and climbed into a detached wagon, 48 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,830 brought his bags and suitcases inside, 49 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,070 crammed 'em under the seats, 50 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,650 sat down in a corner in front of the window, 51 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:34,900 and had a quiet sleep... 52 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,120 "What stop is this?" 53 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,790 he called early in the morning 54 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:23,690 and from the platform he was told 55 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:26,990 "That is the city of Leningrad!" 56 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:31,620 He slept a bit again 57 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,410 and again looked out of the window, 58 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:38,430 saw a big station, 59 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,860 scratched his head and said: 60 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,170 "What stop is this - 61 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,230 Bologoye or Popovka?" 62 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:48,540 And from the platform he was told: 63 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,330 "This is the city of Leningrad." 64 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:53,450 He slept a bit again 65 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:56,580 and again looked out of the window, 66 00:07:56,901 --> 00:07:59,140 saw a big station, 67 00:07:59,288 --> 00:08:01,980 stretched, and said: 68 00:08:02,404 --> 00:08:05,110 "What station is this - 69 00:08:05,461 --> 00:08:08,480 Dibuny or Yamskaya?" 70 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,000 and from the platform he was told 71 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:15,880 "This is the city of Leningrad." 72 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:18,970 He shouted: "What kind of joke is this?! 73 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:21,430 I've traveled for two days already 74 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:23,250 and have come back here, 75 00:08:23,441 --> 00:08:25,990 back to Leningrad?!" 76 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,447 MOSCOW / LENINGRAD 77 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:54,980 What an absent minded person 78 00:09:55,017 --> 00:09:57,230 from Basseyenaya Street! 79 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:05,790 The End Translated by NatBrown, ed. by Niffiwan, original timings by Eus