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Subtitles for An Extraordinary Match (1955)

English
July 20 2022 05:27:40
Created by Niffiwan, Zhurka75, Eus₂
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Subs originally by Gleb21 (aka. Zhurka75) in 2012, edited by Eus in the following year, further edited and improved by Niffiwan in 2022. Some songs/poems have been made to rhyme, while others have not.

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1 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:04,390 SOYUZMULTFILM, 1955 2 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:09,790 <i>AN EXTRAORDINARY MATCH</i> 3 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:15,900 directed by Boris Dyоzhkin, Mstislav Pashchenko written by Mstislav Pashchenko 4 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:34,700 Dear children! 5 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:41,110 In the toy department of a certain store something extraordinary happened. 6 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:44,890 Among the wonderful, well-crafted toys 7 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:51,300 there appeared a box of lesser quality wooden football players. 8 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:59,160 Onto this box, without any justification, someone stuck a label with the words "1st grade". 9 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:04,860 And of course, the toys inside it became ridiculously proud. 10 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,470 They began to behave in such a way that... 11 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:13,250 But why tell you all this? See for yourselves what happened. 12 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,470 Football Players. 1st grade. 13 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,490 1st grade. 14 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:43,950 Who's in there? 15 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:10,210 Hare was hit on the head! 16 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:21,410 Where are we? Rabbits, nested dolls... 17 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:22,340 Ugh! 18 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,920 There isn't even anyone to train with! 19 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,880 Oh, you fool! 20 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:35,680 If we have the label "football players", and "1st grade" to boot, 21 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,360 why, then, should we need to train? 22 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:43,220 We're already professionals! Got it? 23 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,540 Got it! 24 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,170 Come on! 25 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:05,640 In the stationery counter area there have appeared some unknown, comma, 26 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,940 but seemingly very famous football players, comma, 27 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:14,260 I am keeping tabs on them, comma, tell Vovka at the stadium about it, full-stop. 28 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:18,310 <i>Telegraph</i> 29 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,010 Mama! 30 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:19,080 Adjust a little bit more. There, that's good! 31 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:36,380 How charming! Famous masters of sports! 32 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,100 Champions, marathon runners... 33 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:46,900 Well done! Now that's what I like! 34 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:48,840 Move aside... 35 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,510 SST Section of Soft Toys 36 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:04,970 <i>If you take up a task all together,</i> 37 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:08,160 <i>You can build a house high as the sky!</i> 38 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,390 <i>But if you quarrel in every weather,</i> 39 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:14,390 <i>Everyone's interest soon will die!</i> 40 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:18,140 <i>Now, if a task you want done fast,</i> 41 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:20,700 <i>Words aren't what you need.</i> 42 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:26,700 <i>Gather, rather, all together, And go and roll up your sleeves!</i> 43 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,220 <i>Circus</i> 44 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:42,240 Guys! Some famous footballers have arrived at our store! 45 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:46,750 Let's invite them to play a match! 46 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,170 Hooray! 47 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:55,150 - Do you agree? - Yes, we agree, we agree! 48 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,640 We need to prepare the stadium. 49 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,890 It's time to start training! 50 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,370 Please come in... 51 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:48,040 The Section of Soft Toys invites you to a match. 52 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,360 Eagles! 53 00:07:52,360 --> 00:08:01,670 Listen! The section of soft, plump toys challenges us to a match! 54 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:16,140 Us, the great masters, some soft-bodied toys 55 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:20,000 are challenging to a match! 56 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:25,170 Well, we will have to answer them! 57 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,040 Where are you going? 58 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,230 To send a telegram... 59 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:36,600 We can do without your telegram! 60 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:43,790 Let's take a cannon! 61 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,980 Fire! 62 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:05,460 <i>"We'll play at exactly 10:00 am. We will beat you! Captain of the football players - Chubik Zaznayka (swank)"</i> 63 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,750 <i>We are the best football players in the world!</i> 64 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,200 <i>A first-class team!</i> 65 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,920 <i>We are masters and professionals!</i> 66 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,120 <i>No football players are better than us!</i> 67 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:25,920 <i>Just hold on, miserable fusspots!</i> 68 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,410 <i>Sawdust will pour out from your innards,</i> 69 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,490 <i>Sawdust and rubbish!</i> 70 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:32,030 Come on, Vovka, come on! 71 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:34,680 That's right! 72 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:42,560 You know, Lucy, the game's probably already started, but I'm still hanging here... 73 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,870 and I can't do anything about it. The pushpin holds me in place. 74 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:52,320 You call these pushpins? They're not worthy of the name! 75 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:56,010 You just twist around a bit, and it'll break right away. 76 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,930 How lovely! See, they're kissing! 77 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:59,190 There we go... 78 00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:27,100 Wait a minute! Your nose... good! 79 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,120 Leg... smile... attention... snap! 80 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:31,310 - Down with Chubik! - Down with Zaznayka! 81 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,610 11-meter penalty kick... 82 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,880 - Roughnecks off the field! - Off the field! 83 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,100 Do a nice, long running start! 84 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,760 What's the score? 85 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,860 Give us a new goal gate! 86 00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:32,800 Not that! Take the other, the smaller one! 87 00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,000 MILK 88 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,010 Goodness gracious! What's happening now? 89 00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:08,760 It seems the captain's beginning to lose his head! 90 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,840 Remove the keeper from the goal gate! 91 00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:17,220 Look! Look! 92 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,790 Well, that's all, lads. 93 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,200 Is there a point to learn? Let's try. 94 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,210 The answer's crystal-clear, so hearken! 95 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:43,910 He who turns up his nose too high Will often see his prospects darken! 96 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,130 The End (subs: Gleb21, Eus - 2012, Niffiwan - 2022)