Soyuzmultfilm 1948
Fedya Zajtsev Scenario N Erdman & M Volpin
Direction Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg Art director Anatoliy Sazonov
music V Oranski, Camera N Voinov art. ass. I. Shwarzman, sound N Prilutski, Voices: V. Bendina,M Yanshin, V Gotovtsev, S Martinson
Animators:
Pavel, Prokhor and Gerasim We are three skillful painters!
We carefully choose the color scheme to paint the walls of the school with.
Our work gives us great pleasure
The ceilings we cover with 3 layers vitriol
This is to ensure that the children are comfortable while learning
When this is the case, the kids will give accurate answers
When asked what 6x8 is, they will answer: "48"!
They will know how many grams are in a kilogram
They will know where to find God's desert, and how to multiply and divide fractions
They will know what year Kutuzov chased away Napoleons troops
Our work gives us great pleasure
Septermber 1 Congratulation on the start of the school year
Good morning, Gavrila Ivanovch! Good morning, Fedya Zaytsev!
You are the first pupil to arrive this school year!
Why am I the first? - How could it be otherwise? Nobody came but you
Of all pupils you always arrived first That's why you're the first this year too!
Great!
That's why I'm cool I'm the first among all pupils!
Of course not in terms of quality of studying but that doesn't matter!
These days I never read any books
[Class 3 b]
That's why I am the first pupil now.
"The point is always placed at the end of a sentence."
before "but" always must come a komma...
Point,, point, comma!
Minus and a smiley curve
Stick, stick and cucumber
And this is a little man.
Oh, what have I done!
These were clean walls andf I made them dirty!
- Hello Fedya! Hi there, Redhead!
Hello children! Be seated!
Congratulations, youngsters, on the start of a new school year!
Thank you!
Did you notice, guys, that our school has become quit beautiful.
Just look how clean and bright our classroom is now
Just look at these walls....Ah!
Which one of you did that!
Children, who drew this little man but in the end just soiled the wall.
He should bear in mind that if he hasn't the courage to confess,
he'll betray the honor of the whole class!
So who did this?
All raise up your hands!
So it was you, Kapitonov?
Nikolay Nikolayevich. It wasn't me. On my pioneer's honor!
- Oh! - Shame on you, Kapitonov!
Tell your dad, I ask him to come to school tomorrow.
- What do you want? Me?.Me?....Nothing!...
The lessons were over. Fedya came home from school in a sad mood.
He dined without appetite and went to bed early
The first hour he couldn't sleep. Terrible dreams came to him.
He fell asleep, his conscience didn't.
Well, I didn't confess...but it's OK.
Are you mad?
Nonsense! Not sleeping at night is fun for me!
"Timur and his squad" An interesting book
I heard my classmates talk about it.
Now I am going to read it!
Arkady Gadare wrote this book ...but not for you!, kid
Big deal! It's nonsense anyway Unimaginably, what an nonsense.
Gadare is a children's writer.
This is Chekhov. A classic! This is for adults!
"Kashtanka"
Be quiet, Kashtanka, be quiet!
Ghee! If it was alive!...but it's just a picture!!
And it bit!!!
Why are they having it in for me?
Well, playing is better then reading anyway!
Bzz..you're a liar!
Stop! Stop! I will not let you get away!
How dare you walk away from your comrades!
Where are you going.
Stop! Where are you going!
Well, let them! I have enough toy-soldiers without them!
But where did they go?
None of us will serve under Fedya Zaitsev
We will go away from Fedya Zaitsev. Back to the store!
Big deal! Well, OK, I lied...
What's so wrong with that?!
There is nothing to worry about for the Redhead!
He just get's a little slap on the wrist
None of us will serve under Fedya Zaitsev!
We will go away from Fedya Zaitsev and back to the store!
The toy soldier don't scare me either!
Big deal! They'll come back somehow!
But even if they won't come back, I won't cry about it!
I've since long grew out of the age for toys!
But if I really need to, I can always play with my matrushka.
Don't come near and do not touch me!
You lied to your teacher and have let down your friend!
Shame on you!
Just look! She also wants to teach me!
I'll teach you!
Listen to me, kid!
I've known you since you were 3 years old
I'n not advising you anything awful!
Promise me that tomorrow morning you will confess your sins!
I'm not even thinking of it!
So you're a coward!
Take this!
You coward!
Coward! Yes, yes,yes! You're a coward.
You didn't crack all of me down
Know this: The truth will always prevail!
You're lying! No one saw anything!
That's not true!
I saw it!
This needs to stop!
I must intervene in this story!
I know who drew me!
But of coure I cannot agree with the teacher...
that these wall were spoiled by my picture
I'd rather say that these walls look bleak without me
But anyway, being an honest man,
I can't keep the truth unreveilled, I can't
I have to stand up for Redhead I need to visit Zaitsev immediately,
to convince him that he should help his friend
Who's knocking there? I don't see anyone! Strange....
It must be the new parquet floor squeaking...
Ah!! That rascal must be punished!
Damn, what a mischief!
The wall was just recently painted!
And then he soiled it with this coal drawing
These pupils are worse then savages! I'll go and fetch a rag.
Wow! Exactly the same man as me only drawn in chalk on the blackboard!
Excuse me that I entered without knocking!
Come in please! Happy to meet you! - I come with a request
Because of the urgent situation, I had to leave my classroom.
What can I do for you?
Could you please, until I return, stand in replacement of me on the wall
where I was spotted by the doorman
I'm afraid when he returns to the classroom he'll find me gone.
You know how Gavrila is a man of advanced years,
He might think: "Well, what the hell!"
I'll gladly help you out!
But I'm blond and drawn in chalk
White on white will make me unnoticable
It that all? No other obstacles?
Then follow me. I'll make you a brunette.
I wanted to erase the drawing But it disappeared by itself
I guess I went to the wrong floor.
This is not wine, but only ink
that Gavrilo pours out here in the morning.
We will drink the ink in these glasses
in honor of the pure conscience in adults and boys
Now it looks as if everything is in order!
Please forgive me! I'm in a hurry!
I've been ev everywhere! Walked all floors!
But I have found a picture on any wall!
Perhaps I just dreamed it and was alarmed by that.
Ah, old fool that I am!
Well I'll be damned, what is this!?
Oh! I almost stepped on you!
Doesn't matter! I'm, used to it. Excuse me for asking
,maybe it's a strange question
but are you a horse or a dog?
well, you see, actually I don't know myself
but the boy who drew me
was convinced that I was a typical lion
Well, it could be...
Judging by the fact that the artist drew you with 8 feet
you should probably be able to run very fast.
Since I am in a hurry, could you bring me letting me ride on you?
Hop on, I beg you.
My 8-legged horse rushing like the wind
I'm full of hope and anxiety.
I can't believe Zaitsev will trait his friend
I believe that children are good
I know that Zaitsev has at least some conscience and honor.
According to the sign it's forbidden to ride on a horseback
A circle and a horse's head
But most likely you're like a dog that resembles a lion!
Oh, you, my undefinable stallion! How can I thank you?
Tell me, what would you prefer: Sugar, barley, oats or raw meat?
Oh, my God, none of them mean anything to me!
Well, hello, Fedya Zaitsev
Oh!
Do you sleep in peace?
Who are you?
I resemble: "Point, point, comma"
I look like "a minus and a curvy smile".
I am the "Stick, stick and cucumber", yeah,
I'm the little man you drew!
Fedya, I never stuck my "comma" in other people's business,
But you musn't deo this! I strongly protest!
I know who drew me!
I'm not scared!
I do not care! I've had a row with all.
I threw all my toy soldiers out of the window
If you must know even my Matroshka began to meow like a cat
I hit the largest doll and ripped her in half!
Yes, I'm a scumbag and worthless
Yes, I'm shameless Do you hold yourself for so noble?
Go ahead and rat me out!
Tomorrow morning I'll confess everything...
It was me who drew the little man!
The end subs by Eus after a translation by Zhurka75