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The Return of the Prodigal Parrot (2)
(TV): ...the temperature is 20-22°C, around 18-20°C outside the city.
17-19°C for Leningrad, light rain showers.
Today in the afternoon in the Komi ASSR, expect short rains, thunderstorms... 25-30°C, 13-18°C in the north...
In Karelia 15-20, the same temperature in Lithuania. In Estonia 14-19, light rain
It'll be raining in Moscow, 17-22.
You have listened to the morning edition of the latest news. Newscasters: Victor Romashow and...
(radio): - We are starting our Sunday radio program "Good Morning!"
- Woof! - Tsssh!
- Good morning, dear viewers!
- Excellent!
- We'll now broadcast "Alarm Clock", for those people, who don't sleep during the workday noon,
'till 4p.m. and after midnight.
Into our microphone... Yes, yes! Of course, you guessed it - will sing Yuriy Antonov!
Welcome.
We all rushed for hours But do not have anything better
Than in the wood under the heavens, Under the roof of my house...
- Ouch!
- Ha-ha-ha, oh, you rube! It's a 'Bubble gum'!
My owner brought it from... Erm...
- From Tahiti? - Exactly!
- And he also brought... - It can be worn on ears...Mm...
- A hat? - Heh, a hat... a tape player!
(song): "Oh, Vernissage, Oh, opening day! A portrait, a landscape."
- What's up, Kesha?
- Kesha? What happened?
"What happened?" What happened? He dares to ask!
I have to go out with puppy, I have to clean up after myself! And what do I wear? What do I wear?
I wear rags and other torn clothes! Just like Cinderella!
Everybody is brought something, everybody is bought something and I...
- Kesha, shame on you.
Shame on me? Shame on yourself!
Well, choose.
Ha-ha-ha! Are... are you talking to me? To me?
Good bye, our acquaintance was a mistake!
- Kesha!
(sings): - Without you, my lover, I should fly with single wi-ing...
Parrot for sale. Faithful friend and good company. 1000 rubles.
Ou-ou-ouch... Ah-ah-ah... Eh-eh-ehe...
(sings):"...But you're alone, but you're without me..."
"...in silent groves are folks divorcing. A hoary ferryman gives to all cats clothing..."
- Aha! - The meeting passed with a score of 2:0 to us.
(music: Modern Talking - You're My Heart, You're My Soul)
- Hallo, hallo, is it you, Kesha? Answer, Kesha, please!
- Yeah, it's me.
I have a nice life, swim in a swimming pool, drink juice, orange juice, yeah-yeah!
Without even leaving my pool.
I have lots of friends, a car, a personal driver...
I'm sorry old man, Celentano has come to me.
Oh!
What, me? No, I'm good...
How do you dare, how do you treat me so!
Eh, Vovka loved me very much, he literally wore me on his hands!
Ah? Ah, that's how you are!
I do everything for him, and he...
Freedom for parrots, free-dom for par-rots!
(singin): "May there always be sunshine, May there always be blue skies, may there..."
"... always be Vovka, may there always be me!"
Khi-ya!
(Boom)
(sneezes)
(boom)
- Ha-ha-ha! That's bubblegum!
(Kesha moanes)
- Vovka? - Lie down, Kesha, lie down.
- You know, Vovka, how bad I had it! I was alone, all alone.
And they were a crowd of villains with guns, bazookas, helicopters...
I banged the first guy, and then the second...
So listen up! That guy went after me with pistols, I kicked him... Bang... Bang! Bang! This guy kicked my back and I hit him with a chair...
[THE END] - It's always like this — at the most interesting moment!
Translated at http://notabenoid.com/book/24315/80514
Translators: Shellias, mykstery, julia942009, be_shiny
Voldemar88, Bertie_W, Nevid, erm_vladislav
Daiver86, belgita80, thunderquack, o3oPHuK
NellySun, pip, alyonaff, ed. Niffiwan (2022)