BANQUET
Let's get started!
Like so... so that nothing falls on my clothes.
- How does it look? - Very good.
What an unexpected surprise!
So, who wants some bread? Here you go, here you go.
You can use your hands. - Sure!
I love salad.
No, go on, take it.
Among us, it is proper to concede before women and older people.
I will now ask everybody to fill their glasses!
Allow me. - Enough!
In here.
Dear Vasily Petrovich!
Eat something with your drink! Do I have to tell you again?!
How many degrees is this? Is it strong?
Nothing worth fussing over! "Degrees", hah!
Oh, hell!
- Pour salt on it. - Yes, yes, here you go. Oh, hell!
Salt should be thrown across the left shoulder and everybody should laugh.
Pardon me!
Between firsts and seconds, We'll have a short break!
Dear Vasily Petrovich!
Didn't I tell you to eat something while you drink?! - I'm fine!
So... where's the salt?
- Here it is. - Good, good.
Do you want to hear an anecdote?
Oh, hell!
Between thirds and seconds, what do we have? A short break!
Dear Petrovich!
- Have you seen latest Mihalkov movie? - What?
- To tell the truth, I don't remember the title... - Help yourself.
Actually, I don't smoke... - Go on! - Well, just to be sociable... - Sure!
Whom did I tell to eat?!
Have you read that foreign novel about the psychic? I don't remember the name...
Dear Vasily!
That's to good luck.
To good luck.
Hurrah!
- Why are you raising an empty glass? - I've had enough.
Don't you respect Vasily Petrovich? Give him a full glass!
- I'm not allowed [to drink]. - Everybody's not allowed [to drink].
- I have an ulcer. - Everybody has an ulcer.
And there's no more food...
- Dear... - Drink to the bottom!
Well... it can happen to anyone!
Whom did I tell to have a bite!
Eat, you eyesore!
I want to ask you to a dance. And only, only you.
Oh, hell!
- Never mind! - It can happen to anyone!
Everyone, please fill up your glasses!
- Dear... what was your name? - To beautiful dames!
Vasya, you've had enough!
Good sitting.
What's this? What is this called?
Champagne. I'll open it.
- Only not at me! - Direct it aside, I have a new dress.
Careful! Don't be afraid.
Dear Vasenka. Congratulations on your birthday. I wish you health and happiness. Your Mom.
The End (subtitles: Dust Angel, Niffiwan)