Soyuzmultfilm
MARTYNKO Based on a story by Boris Shergin
It happened long ago...
...at the time when people spelled with too many letters...
...and there were untold numbers of Tsars around.
There lived a simple soldier named Martynko.
Officers were strict. Life not so happy.
To me!
Pass!
First offense...
...a dirty soccer ball in the mouth of a noblewoman.
Second offense, left his post.
I'm hungry as hell.
Eat this soup...
Here, take this.
Got some cash?
How's that?
Just like that!
You're below my pay grade now.
Next!
Having such capital, I wanna be high society.
Might as well play Martynko, if there's to be a game. Why not?
Meanwhile, the Tsar-Emperor was living peacefully...
...enjoying tea with his daughter Raiska.
Your Majesty.
Some scoundrel is beating the pants off all your noblemen through cards.
How's this?!
Who's this?
Your Majest...
What is this?
Deserter!
Out!
- Take this! - Take that!
- Again! - No way!
- And another! And...
Got some cash?
How's this?
Your Majesty, Father of the People! It was by mistake!
The devil made me do it! Don't kill me! I'll pay it off serving you!
Serving me... serving me...
OK. I've got a job for you.
CUSTOMS MINISTER
How do you duyu?
ENTRY PERMIT
Next!
And so the state got rich...
It was good for everyone, except foreigners.
And they decided to snuff out Martynko...
...and sent secret spies.
Then, wouldn't you know it, Raiska fell in love with Martynko.
She adored him.
When I see that Raiska, I want to vomit.
- He wants to vomit... - Bring him here!
I heard that you own golden cards.
Have a sip from this glass or I won't give them back.
Oooh!
I'll overeat and die young.
Do you want to try these apples?
- Probably sour... - Pure honey!
Look at me!
Mashka, is it you? How'd this happen?
A man with a black moustache gave me an apple!
He has a whole box full!
Run, stupid! Catch him!
And now I will be a beauty!
Look! These are even better.
Find a doctor!
Why arrest me? They are apples, not bombs...
Did you often relieve yourself, Your Majesty?
Do you have children?
Maybe your parents are insane?
Is your papa a drunkard?
And what is your temperature?
This is an absolutely scientific phenomena: Horns.
Hmm... You must eat two bars of soap and report to the bath for X-Ray imaging.
Admit it, you fool, whom did you aggrieve?
I took some playing cards from the minister.
- Where did you put them? - Here...
- Take it. - I won't! I won't!
Eat, you horned tiger!
Water.
Raisa...
...I never had time before...
...but now I adore you.
Me too.
What is this?!
Ha, ha, ha! "Deserter"! Ha, ha, ha!
Scriptwriter & director: Eduard Nazarov
Art director: Viktor Chuguyevskiy
Camera: Mihail Druyan Sound: Boris Filchikov
Animators: Andrey Smirnov, A. Abarenov, Natalya Bogomolova, Galina Zebrova, Andrey Ignatenko, E. Maslova Elvira Maslova, Anatoly Abarenov
And after that, there was the wedding...
Only flies get married without a wedding.
Subtitles - FBJ & Niffiwan
THE END Soyuzmultfilm, Moscow, 1987.