"Ekran" Creative Collective
TELEMANIACS
Soon on TV - Ekraman 0011
Telemaniacs
Starring Top Film Stars
N W E S
Hello, Piggy!*
Hello, Stepasha!* *[characters from children's puppet show]
NEEDS REPAIR
*gibberish*
The referee's whistle signals an 11 meter penalty kick!
The injured player is up, the centre-back's going to the referee,
the [???] has come out,
and now begins the famous, now-traditional "lawsuit" -
the aggrieved party likely feels that the judge has punished unfairly.
But nevertheless, the 11-meter penalty kick stands.
A few more whistles from the referee.
He sorts things out with several more players,
moving them beyond the so-called penalty area,
where they'll have to stand at the required... nine [???]
...distance (those are the rules),
And so, the matter is done:
Ksdfsdfkn!!!
Turn the judge into soap!!!
screenwriter A. Hayt director Anatoliy Reznikov
art directors Ye. Karavayeva, A. Novitskiy
camera K. Rasulov sound N. Kudrina
synthesizer solo by A. Novitskiy
animators N. Bazeltseva, A. Yelizarov, I. Gundyreva, V. Sporyhin, Yu. Andreyev, I. Samohin, S. Petetskiy
artists S. Aleksashina, Ye. Stroganova, V. Samoteykin, N. Grachyova, Ye. Sudarikova, S. Olesov
script editor V. Guseva montage G. Drobinina, T. Morgunova production director L. Zaryuta
People!
The End
(c) "Ekran" Creative Collective USSR State Radio, 1988