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1 00:00:57,593 --> 00:00:59,743 - Don't sigh. It has to be this way. 2 00:01:00,309 --> 00:01:03,647 - But maybe Karlson dos exist. 3 00:01:04,114 --> 00:01:05,111 Oh.. 4 00:01:11,395 --> 00:01:12,825 - This is Karlson! 5 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:17,700 KARLSON RETURNS 6 00:01:33,736 --> 00:01:40,053 - So... You have a dog as well. Matilda, do you hear? 7 00:01:42,982 --> 00:01:47,402 Very well! Nevermind. I'll make it proper person. 8 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,582 - A-a... - Freken Bok. Bok! 9 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:03,660 Your smoking may have deleterious effects on my health! 10 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:07,795 You will have to give up this disgusting habit. 11 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,399 Ok... 12 00:02:10,867 --> 00:02:15,637 So it was you then who placed the advertisement... 13 00:02:15,638 --> 00:02:18,818 that you need a house-keeper? 14 00:02:19,369 --> 00:02:23,456 Honest. With good personality. So here I am! 15 00:02:24,095 --> 00:02:31,845 - But we wanted a governess. - Who do you need govern around here? 16 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:35,882 What an aggressive dog! 17 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:40,978 - I hope, Freken Bok that you like children. Yes? 18 00:02:42,225 --> 00:02:46,453 How shall I put it?... With all my heart! 19 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:05,236 Go now. Work and don't worry. 20 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,050 - I'm going. 21 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:11,537 - I give you my word that soon, you won't recognise you child. 22 00:03:12,129 --> 00:03:13,739 - Thank you. 23 00:03:38,214 --> 00:03:42,754 - Give me the pastry! first of all, sweets ruin your figure! 24 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:46,171 Second of all, go to sleep! 25 00:03:49,037 --> 00:03:52,337 Third of all... Do you homework! 26 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:58,418 What else? I need something else... What a torture it is to educate! 27 00:03:59,188 --> 00:04:03,211 Oh, yes, I remembered! Wash your hands! 28 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:08,950 - Why do I need to wash them? There is nothing to eat anyway. 29 00:04:22,464 --> 00:04:27,956 - Matilda, do you hear me, my child? Sort out this animal. 30 00:04:28,757 --> 00:04:32,007 But be careful this dog is not hygienic. 31 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:20,793 - Karlson. Karlson! 32 00:05:21,945 --> 00:05:25,138 - Don't shout. You've scared away all of the fish! 33 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:28,203 - Hello Karlson! - Hello Junior. 34 00:05:28,743 --> 00:05:31,653 Listen, why won't you ask me where have I been all of this time? 35 00:05:32,117 --> 00:05:36,697 - Where have you been all of this time? - That's more like it. I was visiting my grandma. 36 00:05:37,329 --> 00:05:38,919 You know my grandma... 37 00:05:39,332 --> 00:05:45,137 When she just seen me, she shouts really loud: "My dearest Karlson!" 38 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:49,528 Then she rushes over and hugs me real strong! 39 00:05:50,362 --> 00:05:53,434 My grandma is the World Champion in hugs. 40 00:05:53,996 --> 00:05:55,603 - Really! - You don't believe me? 41 00:05:56,119 --> 00:05:59,049 - I believe you. But you have returned! 42 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:02,890 - Returned! But think what you are saying! 43 00:06:03,308 --> 00:06:09,800 How can one fly with this engine?! I nearly fell out of the sky on my way! Listen! 44 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:12,547 You see? 45 00:06:12,974 --> 00:06:13,971 46 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:18,452 I urgently need refuelling. Cake with whipped cream will du just fine. 47 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:25,848 - But I don't think there is a cake... - What? Are you crazy?! 48 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:32,231 The dear friend flies over from far away... for a minute... And you don't have a cake! 49 00:06:33,037 --> 00:06:35,647 - But we didn't know... - But what did you know? 50 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:40,442 You needed to have hoped... with all you heart! 51 00:06:41,092 --> 00:06:45,307 - Listen, maybe you'll have... We have a fried sausage... 52 00:06:45,908 --> 00:06:47,647 - Fried? 53 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:52,790 - Ok, the one will learn to eat all kinds of rubbish once in your place. 54 00:06:53,242 --> 00:06:55,230 Come on, bring over the sausage. 55 00:06:56,424 --> 00:07:00,597 - Oops, I'm locked in. - What? Locked in? Why? 56 00:07:01,451 --> 00:07:05,568 - This house-keeper is some sort of house-tormentor! 57 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:12,212 - Don't cry! Don't cry! Is it you who's crying or me? 58 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:14,169 - Me. - I'm not crying. 59 00:07:14,507 --> 00:07:17,900 - Don't. - Listen, who is this house-keeper? 60 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,103 Good evening, my dear friends. 61 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:25,924 Let's begin our usual program about life of ghosts. 62 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:32,636 We strongly advise you to take your children. 63 00:07:33,268 --> 00:07:37,518 Today our guests are two... 64 00:07:38,382 --> 00:07:42,655 ...well you're going to hear a story about a meeting with the ghost... 65 00:07:42,656 --> 00:07:44,792 savage but cute. 66 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,897 This is how it happened. 67 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,937 - Disgrace. It's disgusting to watch! 68 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:30,052 So uncultured! 69 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:46,208 Matilda. Matilda, what are you deaf? I think I'm talking to you! 70 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:55,512 Have you seen anything like it?! They are showing thieves on a TV! 71 00:08:56,046 --> 00:09:02,465 But I am better! Disgrace! 72 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:05,779 So, my dear friends... 73 00:09:06,305 --> 00:09:10,597 We ask anyone who know anything about the life of ghost... 74 00:09:11,189 --> 00:10:18,297 ...to call our studio. Our phone is two-two-three... three-two-two, two-two-three, three-two-two! 75 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:23,317 - Don't cry. - I am not. 76 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:29,001 - Good. Don't worry. Just don' worry! 77 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:35,170 Listen, take a guess... Who is the World's best tamer of the house-tormentors? 78 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,136 - Who? 79 00:09:37,558 --> 00:09:39,479 - You don't know? - No. 80 00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:42,989 - Of course it's me! 81 00:09:43,488 --> 00:09:45,828 Let's fly! 82 00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:50,858 Listen, why have you lied to me? 83 00:09:51,359 --> 00:09:53,359 - Pardon? - That you're seven years old. 84 00:09:53,768 --> 00:09:57,608 - Why? - Because you weigh the whole eight! 85 00:09:58,796 --> 00:10:01,614 86 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:15,022 - Where are you? Come out you little mischief. 87 00:10:19,212 --> 00:10:27,603 Strange... He is not here. Here are you! What's going on? 88 00:10:28,648 --> 00:10:33,502 There is a shoe. But there is no child is this shoe! 89 00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:36,145 90 00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:40,909 Where are you? 91 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,705 92 00:10:48,609 --> 00:10:52,388 There have you been? 93 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:57,776 - We just were flying a little bit with Karlson. 94 00:10:58,942 --> 00:11:04,168 - What do you mean "flying a little bit"?! Like birds flying a little bit? 95 00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:09,801 Ok. Good. Yes... I'll be right back. Just one moment. 96 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:15,470 I need to take my drops for the head. 97 00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:18,544 Whats is this? 98 00:11:24,139 --> 00:11:30,265 99 00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:33,104 100 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:40,600 - This is horrible! Listen, this is just terrible. 101 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:47,033 There is a talking head in your house! There! There, it's looking at us! 102 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:51,080 - Didn't you ever see a TV? - No. 103 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:57,465 Listen, but where are his legs? 104 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:01,613 Hold on, I'll find everything out. 105 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,745 Wow! 106 00:12:12,881 --> 00:12:16,633 We were just eating some pastry here... 107 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:23,969 Let me introduce myself - Karlson, and this is my little...Where to do?! 108 00:12:26,515 --> 00:12:28,376 I do not play like this! 109 00:12:28,905 --> 00:12:31,905 Stop eating those pastries! You've eaten seven already! 110 00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:33,521 Why are you laughing?! Why are you laughing I'm asking you?! 111 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:37,921 - You are so funny! - She liked me so much... This is all because of you... 112 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,424 113 00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:44,731 -It's you? Hello my little boy! 114 00:12:45,527 --> 00:12:50,428 This is so wonderful! 115 00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:01,436 What are you doing! 116 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:14,234 What is this? What is this?! No one's here. No one's here. 117 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:30,042 Tell me, my dear child... In which ear I hear byzzzzing? 118 00:13:30,907 --> 00:13:32,192 - In your left. 119 00:13:32,756 --> 00:13:38,344 - No, that's wrong. It's buzzzzing in both ears! 120 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:47,105 I've gone mad... What a pity! 121 00:13:47,883 --> 00:13:52,350 - So you see who's the World's best tamer of the house-tormen... 122 00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:57,977 Finally, it's stopped buzzing. 123 00:14:01,086 --> 00:14:03,687 What's happening? 124 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:10,886 Head is ok. Chair is here... 125 00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:14,756 - Madam! - I'm mademoiselle by the way. 126 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:22,228 - Ok, mademoiselle. greetings from the World's best ghost with an engine! 127 00:14:24,392 --> 00:14:29,276 - I've been told not to watch TV the whole day! 128 00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:30,905 Here's the result! 129 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:37,484 Don't do this! I'm scared! 130 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,433 - Let's introduce ourselves. 131 00:14:43,004 --> 00:14:46,098 - No, I'm afraid of you. - Why so? 132 00:14:47,142 --> 00:14:51,498 - I'm afraid of ghosts. 133 00:14:55,133 --> 00:15:01,392 - Where did she ran away?... I do not play like this! Is she really gone mad? 134 00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:07,640 - Is this television? Yes. Is this the departament for "Live of the ghosts"? Yes. 135 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:13,366 You know I've just become acquainted with the charming ghost. 136 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:18,061 Come quickly, I want to tell the World about him! 137 00:15:18,771 --> 00:15:21,811 - I understand! - What do you understand? 138 00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:27,839 - You know Karlson... She wants to be on TV. 139 00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,397 - She?! On TV?! - Yes. 140 00:15:30,811 --> 00:15:35,041 This fat house-tormentor wants to climb into this small box?! 141 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,000 It won't happen! She'd need to be folded four times! 142 00:15:38,407 --> 00:15:42,477 No, you don't understand. Let me explane 143 00:15:42,895 --> 00:15:46,115 - Go ahead. - Excuse me. Who is this?! 144 00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:51,341 - This?! This is Karlson!... That lives on the roof! 145 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:56,165 - Hold on a second. It was you buzzing in ears? You?! 146 00:15:56,741 --> 00:15:58,930 - To be perfectly honest - yes. 147 00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:03,706 - It was you stole my pastries! 148 00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:16,318 - Stop! You milk has boiled over. - Oh my God! The milk has boiled over. 149 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,780 Hold on a second. What milk? i didn't any milk. 150 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:25,224 You're joking again. So naughty. 151 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:31,784 It is such a disappoinment that you are not a ghost! 152 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,301 - Why? 153 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:37,249 - Because represantatives from the television will arrive any minute now. 154 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:43,134 I've invited then especially to see the ghost. What will I talk them about now? 155 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:47,239 - What do you mean about what?! What about me? About me! 156 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:52,083 I'm a smart, handsome, well-nourished man in his prime! 157 00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:54,347 158 00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:58,888 - Yes, but there are plenty of people like this on TV already! 159 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,597 - But I'm also talanted! 160 00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:12,925 Attention! You will get to see... The best in the world... Karlson! 161 00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:21,812 - It's so good that you came! You know... Karlson has returnes! 162 00:18:22,465 --> 00:18:26,235 Let's go! I'll finally introduce him to you! 163 00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:43,440 - Junior, where's your Karlson? 164 00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:54,111 - He flew away! but he promised to return. So nice... 165 00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:14,268 THE END ----------------------- Specially for SFI