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1 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:12,120 The Smoked Sprat Baking in the Sun Animated opera 2 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:23,440 Oho! - Don’t leave me here in this dirty water. 3 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:33,440 I will grant you three wishes, whatever you desire. 4 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,800 Really? Aren’t you cheating me? 5 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:52,840 No! Only if you let me go 6 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:59,800 and tell nobody about our little agreement. 7 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:07,440 Alright, I’ll think about it. 8 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,200 Three wishes... 9 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,079 Three wishes... 10 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:25,440 Alright, I’ll let you go. 11 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,880 Swim to dry land. 12 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:38,200 But what do I have to do for the wishes to come true? 13 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:45,080 Go to the sacred rock and say your wish. 14 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:54,600 If necessary, you’ll find me on dry land. 15 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:00,560 How is the dry land? - There is no water there. 16 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,720 What to wish for? 17 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,480 What to wish for? 18 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:52,480 What is your first wish, my master? 19 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:03,520 How about a minister’s position? 20 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:08,320 Alright, your wish will be granted. 21 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,760 I forgot to mention that I would also need a car. 22 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,640 I will grant you that as well, 23 00:08:53,840 --> 00:09:01,040 but don’t forget: you only have one wish left. 24 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,520 Now we’re talking. 25 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:22,480 Ugh, agh, I’ve run out of steam. 26 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:29,120 Looks like the minister’s job is not as easy as it looks. 27 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:26,400 What is this now? My head becomes detached. 28 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,520 I must have overworked. 29 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:41,880 What the heck, I can live like this. 30 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:09,600 Thank god, people have used their heads here. 31 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:14,160 The crack is wider and shinier. 32 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,880 Can you call it life? 33 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,040 Speeding on a razor’s edge with a bare bottom. 34 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:50,880 Luckily the workday is over. 35 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:12,000 I want a woman. - I will grant this wish as well, 36 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,520 but remember, it is your last one. 37 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,880 Let it be. 38 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,560 No worries, better decide in the morning than evening. 39 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,400 I’ll take my sandals off, climb on the table 40 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:54,280 and you put these on my thing as weight. - We can try. 41 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:05,520 Help, I can’t get down from here. - Thank god for the ceiling. 42 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:10,160 Or you would be god knows where. 43 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,800 I have been to higher spheres. 44 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:19,440 Maybe it will heal, pressing always helps. 45 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,240 Good night, my dear. - Good night. 46 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,680 Good morning. - Hello. 47 00:17:54,400 --> 00:18:00,200 Looks like the thing has healed. - Whole as ever! 48 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,000 Was that really necessary? 49 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:16,200 I didn’t get the thing from above, 50 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,560 they even took the old one. 51 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:25,400 I have granted your wishes, 52 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:29,600 what else do you want? - A mighty thing. 53 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:35,880 When I grant your additional wish, 54 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,640 you will never get to higher spheres again. 55 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:49,760 I agree to these terms as long as I get my thing. 56 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:25,560 What has happened to you? Did you get a reward from above? 57 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,120 They don’t give you anything, you have to be a man yourself. 58 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:35,800 What a thing this is!