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Subtitles for Masyanya (117). Here's a Fine How-D'Ye-Do (2009)

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July 02 2023 09:36:01
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Masyanya (117). Budtenatye.2009.en.1.25fps.1688290561.srt ⭳
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1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,879 Come on, push on "START"! 2 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:07,889 Here's a Fine How-D'Ye-Do! 3 00:00:16,541 --> 00:00:18,571 Shut up everyone! Damn you all... 4 00:00:19,869 --> 00:00:23,028 "Not one woman can feel truly safe..." 5 00:00:24,670 --> 00:00:25,711 * Chunga-Changa! * 6 00:00:26,754 --> 00:00:28,439 Darn it, I hate children! 7 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:30,380 Children are evil dwarves. 8 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,725 I did say you that we shouldn't go to the daytime show! 9 00:00:33,024 --> 00:00:36,073 But we will NEVER have children! Right, Hrundel? 10 00:00:38,468 --> 00:00:40,743 Hey, why are you silent? Are you nuts or what? 11 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:41,970 * Chunga-Changa! * 12 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:44,415 Masyanya, do you remember... ehm... 13 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:48,330 Anya Doroganzeva in the country? She had red hair... 14 00:00:48,451 --> 00:00:50,478 Eh, I kinda remember her, but it's all foggy... 15 00:00:50,597 --> 00:00:53,112 You know, she gave birth to a son recently... 16 00:00:53,231 --> 00:00:54,899 Mom, don't even think about talking about it! 17 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:55,964 About what? 18 00:00:56,084 --> 00:00:57,731 About what's on your mind! 19 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,872 I didn't think anything like that! 20 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,057 Yeah, right... Tell it to the Marines... 21 00:01:02,176 --> 00:01:04,132 I know... what these chats are for... 22 00:01:04,251 --> 00:01:06,878 Okay, okay! By the way, Mr. and Mrs. Kluyev... 23 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:07,702 MOM! 24 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:10,693 OK, OK, I'm silent. Yesterday, by the way... 25 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:11,864 MOM, ENOUGH! 26 00:01:13,189 --> 00:01:15,911 Uh, but you know, I think that you yourself think about it. 27 00:01:16,031 --> 00:01:17,941 Even without my participation! 28 00:01:20,364 --> 00:01:21,345 He-heh... 29 00:01:21,868 --> 00:01:23,403 Hey, Hrundel! 30 00:01:23,644 --> 00:01:24,367 What? 31 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:27,359 What-what? Come over here for a sec, please! 32 00:01:28,072 --> 00:01:29,373 What now? 33 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:32,276 Tell me, in principle, do you want to have children? 34 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,902 Well... in principle... well, at some point... 35 00:01:35,022 --> 00:01:36,562 Well, yeah... why not?.. 36 00:01:36,817 --> 00:01:37,510 Mmm... 37 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:41,146 That's it! Get out of here! I have no other questions. 38 00:01:41,266 --> 00:01:41,983 Hehe... 39 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,924 Darn you! Why do you harass me? 40 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:47,116 Come on, get out of here! Continue playing... Hehe... 41 00:01:47,236 --> 00:01:48,110 Idiot! 42 00:01:48,918 --> 00:01:49,828 Eh... 43 00:01:49,947 --> 00:01:53,335 I still don't like doing it with a condom... It's kinda uncomfortable... 44 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:56,496 Why, you want to talk about the long-term, Hrundel? 45 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,288 NO! 46 00:01:57,408 --> 00:02:01,438 That's that, then! Take away your million children that will never be born! 47 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:05,414 But don't you flush 'em down the toilet! It's disrespectful to the fallen... 48 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:07,461 Darn it, Masyanya, that is really vulgar! 49 00:02:07,581 --> 00:02:08,920 That's real life, Hrundel. 50 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:12,259 Wash them and then wrap them in paper before throwing them in the garbage! 51 00:02:12,379 --> 00:02:15,340 Last time your children spread out all over the kitchen and stank! 52 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:16,003 He he he! 53 00:02:16,122 --> 00:02:19,750 Masyanya, darn it, stop being vulgar! You're ruining my whole mood... 54 00:02:19,871 --> 00:02:20,986 He he... 55 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:22,927 * Eat coconuts, chew bananas! Chunga Chunga! * 56 00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:31,602 Don't stand over me! 57 00:02:31,723 --> 00:02:33,594 Turn "Chunga-Changa" off immediately! 58 00:02:33,713 --> 00:02:36,844 Don't boss me around! Get out of here while you're in one piece! 59 00:02:36,965 --> 00:02:39,611 I'm asking you very politely to turn "Chunga-Changa" off! 60 00:02:39,731 --> 00:02:41,324 You'll get hit right in the balls! 61 00:02:41,444 --> 00:02:44,298 I'm begging you to turn "Chunga-Changa" off! 62 00:02:44,418 --> 00:02:47,253 I'm worrying about your mental health! 63 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:49,233 Hrundel, get lost, I said! 64 00:02:49,354 --> 00:02:51,227 When a woman listens to "Chunga-Changa"... 65 00:02:51,347 --> 00:02:52,748 She's dangerous! He he... 66 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,091 * Chunga-Changa! * 67 00:02:54,985 --> 00:02:57,975 Listen, Hrundel, I'm not 14 any more... 68 00:02:58,096 --> 00:03:01,687 Oh yeah, Lochmaty warned me that it'll start one day... 69 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:02,649 What do you mean? 70 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,162 Well, all these little chats... 71 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:06,508 I wanted to say that I should give up drinking, idiot! 72 00:03:06,776 --> 00:03:07,673 Ahhhh! 73 00:03:07,794 --> 00:03:08,751 What did you think I meant? 74 00:03:08,871 --> 00:03:10,001 Well... nothing... 75 00:03:10,121 --> 00:03:11,039 No, you were thinking of something! 76 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,730 Well, I have a lot of stupid thoughts... 77 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:14,846 Why? This thought isn't stupid at all... 78 00:03:14,966 --> 00:03:15,640 What do you mean? 79 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:16,626 You know what I mean! 80 00:03:16,747 --> 00:03:17,173 Ahem... 81 00:03:17,455 --> 00:03:19,134 You know, if someone would listen to us... 82 00:03:19,253 --> 00:03:21,337 they would think that we got high and are raving... 83 00:03:21,457 --> 00:03:23,120 He he he! Uh-huh... 84 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,325 * Chunga-Changa! * 85 00:03:25,508 --> 00:03:26,508 Ouch! 86 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:28,801 This soup is way too hot! 87 00:03:29,866 --> 00:03:31,584 Hrundel, let's have children! 88 00:03:36,332 --> 00:03:39,133 Okay, the first reaction is normal. 89 00:03:39,359 --> 00:03:40,282 He he he... 90 00:03:40,401 --> 00:03:42,774 * Eat coconuts, chew bananas! Chunga-Changa! * 91 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:47,606 Masyanya, can you make responsible decisions? 92 00:03:48,022 --> 00:03:48,919 Hey, smartass! 93 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:50,858 Can you ask when I'm not driving? 94 00:03:50,979 --> 00:03:52,717 No, NOW is the right moment! 95 00:03:52,836 --> 00:03:55,792 Only when you drive do you understand that some things in life are not jokes. 96 00:03:56,056 --> 00:03:59,260 If you're talking about children and stuff, then I understand everything. 97 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:02,224 I'm just thinking: have I really got the best stud? 98 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:03,346 He he he... 99 00:04:03,466 --> 00:04:04,676 Stop the damn car! 100 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:05,638 No way! 101 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:08,247 It's precisely now that you can't avoid answering the question! 102 00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:09,079 * CRASH * 103 00:04:09,513 --> 00:04:11,450 There's your so-called responsibility... 104 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,527 Okay, let's give out the gifts! 105 00:04:14,646 --> 00:04:16,356 Here! Congratulations! 106 00:04:16,476 --> 00:04:17,613 Happy New Year! 107 00:04:17,733 --> 00:04:18,920 What's this, Hrundel? 108 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,394 Whaddaya mean, what? That thing you wanted... 109 00:04:20,514 --> 00:04:23,086 Goddamn it, Hrundel! I gave you exact instructions 110 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:25,444 so that you wouldn't give me any shit again! 111 00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:26,927 But what's this? 112 00:04:27,048 --> 00:04:29,350 Well, I bought what you told me... "with the fingers"... 113 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,734 With underwires, you barbarian! What damn fingers?! 114 00:04:32,853 --> 00:04:34,324 Never mind, I'll exchange it... 115 00:04:34,444 --> 00:04:37,209 Okay, and this is my gift for you, Hrundel! Congratulations! 116 00:04:37,329 --> 00:04:39,692 Thanks!.. What is it?.. 117 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:43,296 But what is it?.. 118 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,698 What is it? 119 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,206 Is it a thermometer or something? 120 00:04:46,747 --> 00:04:48,468 Yeah, Hrundel, it's a thermometer... 121 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:49,550 He he he... 122 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:52,615 Look at this thermometer and think real good... 123 00:04:52,735 --> 00:04:56,319 Meanwhile, I'll observe the transformations on your face... 124 00:04:56,439 --> 00:04:57,141 He he he... 125 00:04:57,261 --> 00:04:57,922 This is... 126 00:04:58,723 --> 00:04:59,182 This is... 127 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:01,309 This is... 128 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:04,251 Doggone it!.. 129 00:05:05,454 --> 00:05:07,977 THE DAMN END Happy 2010 Year! More good gifts! 130 00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:09,158 Creator: Oleg Kuvaev