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1 00:00:10,975 --> 00:00:12,295 I'm home! 2 00:00:14,276 --> 00:00:15,197 Hey Hryundel! 3 00:00:15,488 --> 00:00:16,994 Who is that sleeping in our bedroom? 4 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:18,000 What the hell? 5 00:00:18,369 --> 00:00:19,511 Oh, it's Lokhmaty 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,600 I got him really drunk on tequila 7 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:22,748 Why??? 8 00:00:22,884 --> 00:00:23,864 Don't yell... 9 00:00:24,252 --> 00:00:26,367 I just don't want him to see the news 10 00:00:26,561 --> 00:00:28,172 He is by the way Lokhmatenko 11 00:00:28,308 --> 00:00:29,450 He is Ukrainian after all 12 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:31,493 Though he was born here, his relatives are over there 13 00:00:31,804 --> 00:00:33,774 So what? How long can you keep it like this? 14 00:00:33,891 --> 00:00:34,905 Don't know 15 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,894 But I'm ashamed and scared to tell him 16 00:00:36,894 --> 00:00:38,307 that Russia invaded Ukraine 17 00:00:38,637 --> 00:00:40,570 I told him like they say, the troops were withdrawn 18 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:41,996 It was all fake 19 00:00:41,996 --> 00:00:43,325 Exaggerated hysteria 20 00:00:43,325 --> 00:00:44,720 Like it's already over 21 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,406 Let's go, like, drink and celebrate 22 00:00:46,503 --> 00:00:47,604 Dude! It's cruel! 23 00:00:47,604 --> 00:00:49,825 What if there is something really happened with his relatives? 24 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:51,241 Of course, I found out! 25 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:52,538 Who do you take me for anyway? 26 00:00:52,538 --> 00:00:53,368 They are in Poland! 27 00:00:53,368 --> 00:00:54,698 Everything is OK with them 28 00:00:54,698 --> 00:00:55,867 As much as it's possible now 29 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:58,332 I told them that Lokhmaty would call them later 30 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,527 And what about the morning? 31 00:00:59,702 --> 00:01:01,508 The second he wakes up he'll check the news 32 00:01:01,722 --> 00:01:03,882 Well, I turned off the Wi-Fi 33 00:01:03,882 --> 00:01:05,651 And his phone battery is dead 34 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:08,968 And I told him that we don’t have Apple's chargers 35 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,243 Well, knock yourself out 36 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,884 Although, IMHO, it won't work 37 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,915 What "won't work"? You do know that we can't tell him! 38 00:01:14,051 --> 00:01:16,332 He's got a heart problem and he is so sensitive! 39 00:01:16,429 --> 00:01:17,700 This news would kill him! 40 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,831 Though it should kill someone else... 41 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,803 Oof... Brr... 42 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:24,512 Looks like I got really plastered yesterday 43 00:01:24,512 --> 00:01:25,451 Didn't I? 44 00:01:25,451 --> 00:01:27,152 Oof... Well, what's new out there? 45 00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:28,658 my phone is dead 46 00:01:30,445 --> 00:01:32,846 Emm everything ... is cool .. yeah .. all is fine! 47 00:01:32,963 --> 00:01:34,356 peace friendship chewing gum 48 00:01:34,453 --> 00:01:36,997 They waved their fists and everyone's gone home ... 49 00:01:37,152 --> 00:01:38,173 .. just like that .. 50 00:01:38,173 --> 00:01:39,707 By the way, don't go to work today.. 51 00:01:39,707 --> 00:01:41,396 There is eh... Covid 52 00:01:41,396 --> 00:01:43,261 Here is a letter I printed for you 53 00:01:43,261 --> 00:01:45,258 "Shitsoft company is in quarantine. Don't come to work for a month. Signeded Director" 54 00:01:45,258 --> 00:01:46,053 It says "Signeded"?! 55 00:01:46,053 --> 00:01:46,957 What "Signeded"? 56 00:01:46,957 --> 00:01:47,822 Ah! "Signeded"... 57 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:50,244 It means signed. This is a printer misspell 58 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,929 I mean... Missprint... 59 00:01:52,162 --> 00:01:54,121 Why did you print this out for me? 60 00:01:54,121 --> 00:01:55,648 Oh! Our router broke down. 61 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:56,745 I called the support ... 62 00:01:56,745 --> 00:01:58,779 They promised to deliver a new one, so ehh... 63 00:01:58,779 --> 00:02:00,427 so ehh... so ehh... tomorrow! 64 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:02,777 Heck! What will I do without the internet? 65 00:02:03,243 --> 00:02:05,890 Lokhmaty! Eat a hot dog! Eat it! 66 00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:07,534 I do, I do .. 67 00:02:07,534 --> 00:02:09,412 By the way... Your neighbour called... 68 00:02:09,412 --> 00:02:11,331 Asked you not to come home for the time being 69 00:02:11,603 --> 00:02:13,257 There is ehh... flood. 70 00:02:13,257 --> 00:02:14,486 -Flood! -What flood? 71 00:02:14,486 --> 00:02:16,089 A flood... ehh... A flood! 72 00:02:16,089 --> 00:02:17,111 Flood-lood-lood 73 00:02:17,111 --> 00:02:18,288 What sort of flood-lood-lood !? 74 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:19,931 Someone give me a phone to make a call! 75 00:02:21,096 --> 00:02:22,880 I'm not ehh'... I haven't ehh... I don't ehh... 76 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,474 -And mine is broken... socket ehh... -And mine is something with the charger... ehh... 77 00:02:24,474 --> 00:02:25,756 -It's not good... it's a... speaker... -Something is not charging. 78 00:02:25,756 --> 00:02:27,655 -It's not charged and he's got ehh... 79 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:29,223 -I'll be right back! -And I'll be right back... 80 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:32,405 Listen, this is bullshit! We won't be able to hold it for that long! 81 00:02:32,405 --> 00:02:34,199 I'll put on the "Civilization" game for him right now. 82 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:35,999 It's a very long game. 83 00:02:35,999 --> 00:02:37,917 Well, we'll make 'til tomorrow, and then what? 84 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:39,212 Well, I can't tell him 85 00:02:39,212 --> 00:02:41,205 that our crazy tsar decided to re-enact Hitler, 86 00:02:41,205 --> 00:02:43,285 and went with a real war on Ukraine. 87 00:02:43,285 --> 00:02:44,352 Damn! It would kill him. 88 00:02:44,352 --> 00:02:46,859 Sure, it's great to save him from depression 89 00:02:46,859 --> 00:02:49,296 But who will be saving me from depression, huh? 90 00:02:49,296 --> 00:02:51,892 I also feel pissed off that our mad tsar 91 00:02:51,892 --> 00:02:53,399 has f*cked up so badly 92 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:55,584 He destroyed our country in the first place! 93 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,191 And killed the future of our children! 94 00:02:57,638 --> 00:02:59,585 There are people dying under the bombing! 95 00:02:59,818 --> 00:03:01,260 And you are in need of comfort? 96 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:03,304 We should have fought the Fuhrer more actively 97 00:03:03,304 --> 00:03:04,769 while he was swelling up. 98 00:03:04,983 --> 00:03:07,980 But you were always "no politics, please no politics" !!! 99 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,046 Here is the result of your "no politics". 100 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,753 This is our fault. 101 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,133 hmm... 102 00:03:13,288 --> 00:03:14,604 Looks like you're right. 103 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:18,257 I propose to infect Lokhmaty with Covid! 104 00:03:18,471 --> 00:03:19,383 Hey! Good idea! 105 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,655 No, Kolobukhin, I'm not crazy. 106 00:03:22,121 --> 00:03:23,728 Yes, I actually asked for it! 107 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,237 Yes, spit out the window on my plate! 108 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,451 You have Covid, right? 109 00:03:28,704 --> 00:03:29,805 Just don't tell anyone! 110 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,519 I'll give you steampunk goggles in return, okay? 111 00:03:33,102 --> 00:03:33,685 Common! 112 00:03:35,569 --> 00:03:36,420 Oh. Ugh... 113 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,319 Are you seriously drying the spit of a sick idiot in our oven???? 114 00:03:40,455 --> 00:03:42,600 Are you completely bonkers like Putin or what? 115 00:03:42,775 --> 00:03:44,301 It didn't touch anything. 116 00:03:44,301 --> 00:03:45,709 I'll make a contagious powder. 117 00:03:45,864 --> 00:03:48,789 I'll touch you right now with a mallet in the back of the neck! 118 00:03:48,983 --> 00:03:49,798 Nape? 119 00:03:50,051 --> 00:03:51,945 No, it's the children have cute "nape". 120 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:53,378 And you have a fat neck! 121 00:03:53,669 --> 00:03:56,095 You idiot have already killed all the viruses by heating! 122 00:03:56,095 --> 00:03:58,113 You'll feed your friend an empty spit? 123 00:03:58,463 --> 00:03:59,269 Oops.. 124 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,479 What do we do then now? 125 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,274 Let's fiddle thermometer! 126 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,537 Fool, you just stuck a piece of paper on it. 127 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:05,930 This is visible to the naked eye! 128 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:07,349 I also hid his glasses. 129 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:09,185 He can't read anything without glasses. 130 00:04:09,185 --> 00:04:09,980 What?! 131 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,276 Well, you are a moron Hryundel! 132 00:04:11,276 --> 00:04:13,035 Why did you cut off the Internet then? 133 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:15,301 If you could just hide his glasses!? 134 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:16,364 I didn't think... 135 00:04:16,364 --> 00:04:17,614 A-ah-ah-oh-oh! 136 00:04:17,614 --> 00:04:18,681 You are a moron... 137 00:04:18,681 --> 00:04:20,638 You Hryundel need to apply for a tsar position. 138 00:04:20,638 --> 00:04:22,011 You match the parameters. 139 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,129 You are not thinking at all! 140 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,171 Look, my glasses are gone too. 141 00:04:25,171 --> 00:04:26,590 Something wrong is going on. 142 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:27,573 I think I'll go home. 143 00:04:27,573 --> 00:04:29,100 - No-no-no-no-no!!! - No-no-no-no-no!!! 144 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:29,733 Why? 145 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:31,468 You have a fever! You've got Covid! 146 00:04:31,468 --> 00:04:32,648 Look Hryundel measured your temperature. 147 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:33,540 Hryundel, thermometer! 148 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,114 Where is the bloody thermometer, give it here! 149 00:04:35,114 --> 00:04:35,980 A? Right now! 150 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,233 But I didn't measure my temperature! 151 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,148 Hryundel measured it for you ... from the back of your neck. 152 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,139 From the nape? 153 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:41,821 Nape is for children... well... in short 154 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:43,733 Lay yourself down! Get some more sleep! 155 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:46,042 What are you going to do at home alone with Covid? 156 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:46,950 There is no one to even give you glass of water. 157 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:48,085 What if it gets worse? 158 00:04:48,085 --> 00:04:49,223 Just lie right here! 159 00:04:49,223 --> 00:04:50,755 Would you like some tea with valerian? 160 00:04:50,755 --> 00:04:52,787 But I actually feel okay. 161 00:04:52,787 --> 00:04:54,779 Lie down, lie down! It's an Omicron, a vile thing! 162 00:04:55,226 --> 00:04:56,738 Why are you smoking again? 163 00:04:56,738 --> 00:04:58,365 Pss.. I beg you, Hryundel 164 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,263 Smoking is such a trifle these days. 165 00:05:00,749 --> 00:05:02,000 The world is bloody falling apart... 166 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:04,472 What's really on the news? 167 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,240 Hmm... how can I say... 168 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,331 To pronounce it even... somehow... 169 00:05:10,613 --> 00:05:12,029 Thousands of deaths. 170 00:05:12,456 --> 00:05:14,966 Bombed and burned towns and villages. 171 00:05:15,452 --> 00:05:16,558 Millions of refugees. 172 00:05:17,024 --> 00:05:18,960 THE WHOLE world is against Russia, COMPLETELY! 173 00:05:19,271 --> 00:05:21,660 And we are jailed for the slightest disagreement. 174 00:05:22,301 --> 00:05:23,863 In short, it's time for you to sing a song. 175 00:05:24,135 --> 00:05:24,796 Like... 176 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:26,981 "This time it is shite for real" 177 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:27,907 Or something like that... 178 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:29,752 Now we are buggered. 179 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,126 Now we are buggered. 180 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,433 Now we are really very really deeply buggered... 181 00:05:33,821 --> 00:05:35,057 Mmm... 182 00:05:35,892 --> 00:05:36,991 Yes, it's not funny. 183 00:05:37,341 --> 00:05:39,171 Real all-out war. 184 00:05:39,404 --> 00:05:40,350 Like in the forties... 185 00:05:40,564 --> 00:05:42,377 Only now, it looks like we are the fascists. 186 00:05:42,746 --> 00:05:44,534 There's also that Z sign... 187 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:46,121 Do you know what it really means? 188 00:05:46,121 --> 00:05:47,187 This is half of the swastika! 189 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:49,694 No way! I'm not a fascist! 190 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:51,634 I just managed to be born in a country 191 00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:53,440 where damn it, there never was freedom. 192 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:55,286 We always have some kind of tyrant. 193 00:05:55,286 --> 00:05:56,668 Schizoid paranoid! 194 00:05:56,668 --> 00:05:58,979 Bloody moron doing all kinds of shit. 195 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:00,390 Whatever his left leg wants. 196 00:06:00,876 --> 00:06:02,756 In short, I have to go. 197 00:06:03,047 --> 00:06:05,137 Keep an eye on Lokhmaty and the kids. 198 00:06:05,137 --> 00:06:05,977 I won't be long. 199 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:07,200 Where are you going? 200 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:08,223 Well, just... 201 00:06:08,456 --> 00:06:09,447 To Moscow. 202 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,840 (station noise) 203 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,728 Listen, how long are you going to bug me? 204 00:06:17,903 --> 00:06:19,337 Why don't you give me a phone? 205 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,126 Where is the Internet? 206 00:06:20,126 --> 00:06:21,303 Why doesn't the TV work? 207 00:06:21,303 --> 00:06:22,791 Why don't you let me out? 208 00:06:23,354 --> 00:06:24,786 (Hryundel sighs) 209 00:06:25,097 --> 00:06:26,124 Okay, Lokhmaty. 210 00:06:26,493 --> 00:06:27,736 I will tell you the truth. 211 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:29,192 But on one condition. 212 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:30,173 What? 213 00:06:30,328 --> 00:06:31,621 You won't go home 214 00:06:31,621 --> 00:06:32,494 and stay with us. 215 00:06:32,494 --> 00:06:33,630 Weird... 216 00:06:35,087 --> 00:06:36,501 In short... hmm... hmm... 217 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:39,499 Damn... how about... where do I start here... 218 00:06:41,247 --> 00:06:41,835 In short... 219 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:42,626 Shit 220 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:44,076 has happened 221 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:46,060 total! 222 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:51,673 Turn on the Internet... 223 00:06:52,314 --> 00:06:54,471 But your family is fine! I checked! 224 00:06:54,471 --> 00:06:55,942 They left for Poland! 225 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,298 Poster "The final solution of the Ukrainian question!" 226 00:07:40,298 --> 00:07:41,532 Poster "Yes to war!" 227 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:43,314 Poster "Ukrainian children need bombs and rockets!" 228 00:07:43,624 --> 00:07:45,202 Poster "People Z Fuhrer!" 229 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:46,681 Poster "The whole world is Nazis! Except us!" 230 00:07:46,836 --> 00:07:48,345 Poster "Catch national traitors!" 231 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,054 Poster "Stalin - hunk!!" 232 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:53,044 I made a makeshift attic for you 233 00:07:53,452 --> 00:07:54,804 It looks shallow. 234 00:07:54,804 --> 00:07:57,421 But if you move the back wall there’s plenty of space. 235 00:07:57,693 --> 00:07:59,287 We made a mattress for you. 236 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:00,854 You'll be like Anne Frank 237 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:03,787 (street noise) 238 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,771 So. Go to school! 239 00:08:08,926 --> 00:08:09,653 Wait! 240 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:10,740 Remember the main thing. 241 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:13,244 We don't have any guests! Only mom and dad! 242 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:15,181 And they both represent the "true nation"! 243 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,835 Don't forget! Go on... 244 00:08:16,835 --> 00:08:17,767 (crash of breaking door) 245 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:22,428 We were informed that a representative of a "fake nation" is hiding in your flat! 246 00:08:22,428 --> 00:08:23,943 No, no... no way... why would we... 247 00:08:23,943 --> 00:08:25,746 We support nuclear war! 248 00:08:25,746 --> 00:08:27,490 Death to all! Death to all! 249 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,356 We will have to check. 250 00:08:31,406 --> 00:08:32,774 Dudes, is Putin here? 251 00:08:32,774 --> 00:08:34,639 O! Look! Masyanya! 252 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,490 Gee-gee-gee... 253 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:37,218 Come on, say "Piss off director!" 254 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:38,581 Gee-gee-gee... 255 00:08:38,581 --> 00:08:40,093 So is Putin sitting here? 256 00:08:40,093 --> 00:08:41,760 No. He's in the bunker. 257 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,740 Where is the bunker? 258 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:43,552 Here. 259 00:08:43,552 --> 00:08:44,958 I have a present for him. 260 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,876 From the admiring humankind... 261 00:08:46,876 --> 00:08:48,404 Then come in if Masyanya. 262 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,365 Quoting Masyanya "Let's go for a smokey.. For a smokey.. .."" 263 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:51,914 Gee-gee-gee... Gee-gee-gee... 264 00:08:53,196 --> 00:08:56,317 (stomping of feet) 265 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:00,551 (muffled cell phone ringing) 266 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,743 Hey! Putin! 267 00:09:04,015 --> 00:09:04,919 Ku-ku! 268 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:06,232 Where are you, asshole? 269 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:08,337 Putin! 270 00:09:08,706 --> 00:09:10,487 Where are you? I have a present for you! 271 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:13,360 In accordance with the laws of war! 272 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,520 ... this is not the end .. this is not the .. 273 00:09:17,462 --> 00:09:19,553 And here you are, asshole, hiding! 274 00:09:19,553 --> 00:09:20,053 And who are you? 275 00:09:20,325 --> 00:09:22,870 I am the mother of my children and the wife of my husband. 276 00:09:23,025 --> 00:09:24,609 Tell me the truth, you murderer 277 00:09:24,842 --> 00:09:26,270 Why did you start this war? 278 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:27,779 Because there are Nazis. 279 00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:30,073 So, dude, save this noodle for your zombies. 280 00:09:30,364 --> 00:09:32,330 There is only one Nazi in this situation. 281 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,483 You are a bloody twat. 282 00:09:33,483 --> 00:09:35,482 There are no Nazis there. Tell the truth! 283 00:09:35,482 --> 00:09:37,633 Why the hell are they living in freedom? 284 00:09:38,255 --> 00:09:40,470 And they don't obey me, the Great Emperor? 285 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:43,040 If my vassals will see that, they will also want to have it good. 286 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,066 no way... 287 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:45,436 It appears you wanted to strengthen your throne. 288 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,856 At the expense of HUNDREDS OF DEAD UKRAINIANS!!! 289 00:09:47,856 --> 00:09:49,674 And THOUSANDS OF DEAD RUSSIAN GUYS!!!! 290 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:50,664 Are you out of your mind??? 291 00:09:50,664 --> 00:09:52,583 And not only to strengthen but also to become famous! 292 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,966 You know how we were taught in childhood... 293 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:57,045 Who is helping people 294 00:09:57,045 --> 00:09:58,404 He is wasting his time 295 00:09:58,404 --> 00:10:00,316 Good deeds 296 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:01,564 Will never make you famous! 297 00:10:01,564 --> 00:10:05,547 You're involved in war crimes against humanity, asshole! 298 00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:06,456 Trash! 299 00:10:06,456 --> 00:10:07,851 Like Hitler... and also... 300 00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:08,915 Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, 301 00:10:08,915 --> 00:10:10,056 Osama bin Laden. 302 00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:11,663 It's all your company now! 303 00:10:11,663 --> 00:10:13,118 I was left with no choice! 304 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,722 I brought you a choice! 305 00:10:14,722 --> 00:10:18,571 I brought the most reasonable and the only correct solution in this situation. 306 00:10:18,571 --> 00:10:19,642 Here u go! 307 00:10:19,642 --> 00:10:20,340 What's this? 308 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,246 This is a Japanese short sword 309 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,273 Wakizashi. 310 00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:25,400 It is shaped like a katana but short. 311 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,497 Convenient for... uh... 312 00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:28,496 Well... you understand... 313 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:31,353 This is for the only good decision in your life. 314 00:10:31,353 --> 00:10:32,101 Understood? 315 00:10:32,101 --> 00:10:33,191 I will go now. 316 00:10:33,191 --> 00:10:35,036 You are a monster Putin, admit it. 317 00:10:35,036 --> 00:10:37,301 Thousands of innocent people are dying, you moron. 318 00:10:37,301 --> 00:10:38,090 Because of you! 319 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:40,079 Because of your bloated inferiority complex 320 00:10:40,079 --> 00:10:41,449 and pathetic vanity. 321 00:10:41,449 --> 00:10:42,283 Chao 322 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:43,377 hopefully forever.. 323 00:10:47,262 --> 00:10:47,852 Hey! 324 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,241 Why are you so openly sitting here? 325 00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:51,475 Someone will see you - and snitch on you! 326 00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:53,900 What, your phone died on the way? 327 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,590 Well, yes ... And what did I miss? 328 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,960 So, Hryundel. 329 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,006 Shall we tell her the news? 330 00:10:58,006 --> 00:11:00,470 Or will we keep her in the dark for a few days like I was swindled? 331 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,618 Okay, I'll tell you, this is good news. 332 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:03,564 Come here. 333 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,128 (whispers) 334 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:06,659 Imagine! 335 00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:07,963 (whispers) 336 00:11:08,643 --> 00:11:09,343 Hehe! 337 00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:11,627 Well. I was very persuasive! 338 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:12,419 He he 339 00:11:12,419 --> 00:11:14,452 This is of course good news. 340 00:11:14,452 --> 00:11:15,475 Excellent! 341 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,252 But a normal life will not be here soon for us anyway. 342 00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:21,133 They say someone brought the sword to him right in the bunker. 343 00:11:21,735 --> 00:11:23,357 I wonder who it could be?.. 344 00:11:23,357 --> 00:11:25,089 I wish we could catch the scumbag... 345 00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:26,461 Heh.. 346 00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:52,188 www.patreon.com/kuvaev