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October 08 2025 21:59:33
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1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:05,000 All-Russian State University of Cinematography named after S. A. Gerasimov (VGIK) 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,020 N.G. Patsis "Multimedia Director Masterclass" Pedagogue - O.S. Gornostayeva 3 00:00:09,021 --> 00:00:12,721 Graduation film by Yelizaveta Manohina 4 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:16,722 The Adsent-Minded Wizard (based on a story by Evgeny Schwartz) 5 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,260 Once upon a time there lived a scientist, 6 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:36,600 a real good wizard named Ivan Ivanovich Sidorov. 7 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,860 And he was such a great engineer 8 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,300 that he could quickly and easily build machines 9 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,420 as big as palaces 10 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,600 and as small as hand watches. 11 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:08,850 His machines could sweep floors 12 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,300 and chase away flies, 13 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:13,701 and grind coffee beans, and play dominoes. 14 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:36,510 His favorite machine was the size of a cat 15 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,940 but it followed its master like a dog 16 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,480 and was as smart as a man. 17 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:52,640 Though Ivan Ivanovich was a very good person, 18 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:54,660 he was very absent-minded. 19 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,940 Sometimes he would go out wearing two hats at once, 20 00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:00,941 or even forget that he had a meeting that evening. 21 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:03,890 At times like these the machine would help him a lot. 22 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:09,140 One day Ivan Ivanovich went for a walk in the woods 23 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,300 The smart machine was running behind him, 24 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,240 ringing in its bell and having fun. 25 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,760 Suddenly they heard hooves pounding 26 00:02:28,611 --> 00:02:30,661 and wheels creaking. 27 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,770 And they saw a little boy riding towards them 28 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,650 bringing grain to the mill. 29 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,550 The wondrous machine started growling; 30 00:02:38,651 --> 00:02:40,651 it had never seen a horse before. 31 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,680 The boy stopped the cart 32 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:46,160 and started asking questions: 33 00:02:46,261 --> 00:02:48,861 "What is this machine? How is it made?" 34 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:51,040 and so Ivan Ivanovich explained. 35 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,620 The boy was amazed 36 00:03:11,671 --> 00:03:13,821 "You are just like a real wizard." 37 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,140 "Something like that," said Ivan Ivanovich. 38 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:21,080 "Can you turn my horse into a cat?" 39 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,300 "Why not? This," he said, "is a magic glass! 40 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,040 "One, two, three." 41 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,800 And suddenly instead of the horse 42 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,920 the boy saw a harnessed cat. 43 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:41,730 The machine screamed out: 44 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:47,120 "You forgot that your magic returning glass is being repaired!" 45 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,320 And the boy started crying: 46 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,980 "How will you turn my cat back into a horse now?" 47 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:58,740 Ivan Ivanovich said: "Don't cry, 48 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,540 it's still your horse only in a form of a cat. 49 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,520 In a month I'll return it to normal." 50 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,540 When they returned to the village of Murino, 51 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:15,280 everybody big and small came to see the wondrous cat. 52 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,700 The cat was brought home. 53 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,830 And it started living just like a normal cat 54 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:39,460 Drinking milk, chasing mice and sleeping on the stove. 55 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:42,740 And in the morning they would harness it 56 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:46,250 and the cat would work like a horse. 57 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,270 The wondrous machine often visited the cat 58 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:55,710 and taught it how to "meow". 59 00:04:55,861 --> 00:04:59,761 The machine said that it does not do for a cat to talk like a horse. 60 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,460 And so a month passed. 61 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:15,000 Then one night, Ivan Ivanovich got his magic glass. 62 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:22,080 That day the horse became a horse again. 63 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:25,060 In the night it would easily climb the roof 64 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,020 just like a cat and wander up there till dawn. 65 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:30,920 And the wondrous machine would 66 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,660 still visit to tell the horse about its life 67 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,020 and the horse would tell the machine about its own. 68 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,720 And they understood each other 69 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,440 like the very best friends. 70 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:47,001 The End 71 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:50,102 directors Yelizaveta & Polina Manohina 72 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:55,303 screenwriters Vladimir Ogorodnikov, Yelizaveta & Polina Manohina 73 00:06:57,404 --> 00:07:02,304 painters Larisa Fedotyeva, Yelizaveta & Polina Manohina, Mariya Kulagina 74 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,405 animators Yelizaveta & Polina Manohina 75 00:07:04,506 --> 00:07:07,306 production director (manager) Marina Golovina 76 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:10,407 sound Dmitriy Suvorov 77 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:14,408 narrator Yuriy Vasilyev 78 00:07:14,509 --> 00:07:18,709 The film uses the music of Paul Lawler - Magic Spells 79 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:24,610 (c) VGIK, 2011 subs - ?, rev. by Niffiwan 2025.10