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Subtitles for Mayakovsky Laughs (1975)

English
November 24 2019 05:20:48
Created by daftdigger, Max Hayward, Niffiwan, AlchemistOfSorrows₃, applesouce₃, corvusalbus₃, KimJongNumberUn₃, Veikko₃
Mayakovskiy smeyotsya.1975.en.1.24fps.1574572848.srt ⭳
Quality: good

This translation is for the 24fps version. Original subs done by daftdigger at KG in 2017 based on Max Hayward's translation of Mayakovskiy's play. Significantly edited and reworked by Niffiwan in 2019, with help from a number of other people.

Video preview(s): Multiplier is 24/25.
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1 00:00:02,062 --> 00:00:04,162 MOSFILM 2 00:00:22,663 --> 00:00:30,432 <i>Above us is the Sun, the Sun and the Sun.</i> 3 00:00:30,536 --> 00:00:33,895 <i>Rejoice, all you who are strong,</i> 4 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:38,267 <i>Workshop of the workers who create our world.</i> 5 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:45,168 <i>Warm us, Sun! Play, Sun!</i> 6 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:48,883 <i>Burn, our Sun!</i> 7 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:52,917 "RED <i>VEGETALE</i> LOTION" BARBERSHOP 8 00:00:55,052 --> 00:00:58,551 <i>Shine always,</i> 9 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,034 <i>shine everywhere,</i> 10 00:01:02,347 --> 00:01:07,815 <i>till life's own source runs dry -</i> 11 00:01:09,963 --> 00:01:11,318 <i>shine on -</i> 12 00:01:11,526 --> 00:01:13,685 <i>for all your blooming worth,</i> 13 00:01:14,102 --> 00:01:20,460 <i>so say both sun and I!</i> 14 00:01:20,569 --> 00:01:23,351 HEY, CITIZEN, HURRY TO THE PERFORMANCE OF "THE BEDBUG". 15 00:01:23,455 --> 00:01:25,882 THE "TAIL" BEHIND THE TICKET BOOTH IS LONG, 16 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,380 AND THE THEATER IS CROWDED. 17 00:01:28,484 --> 00:01:31,083 BUT DON'T BE ANGERED BY THE INSECT'S JOKES; 18 00:01:31,188 --> 00:01:33,732 THEY'RE NOT ABOUT YOU... BUT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND! 19 00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:37,506 MAYAKOVSKY LAUGHS 20 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:41,497 EXTRAVAGANZA COMEDY BASED ON "THE BEDBUG" 21 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:45,722 AND "FORGET ABOUT THE FIREPLACE" BY V. MAYAKOVSKY 22 00:01:46,723 --> 00:01:54,223 Screenplay, director-producers: Sergey Yutkevich, Anatoliy Karanovich 23 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:59,524 Main camera operator: Yuriy Neyman Director: Arkadiy Kordon 24 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:03,025 Art directors: N. Vinogradova, S. Gavrilov, N. Koshkin, D. Mendelevich, V. Peskov 25 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:06,226 Puppet artist: E. Kogan Costume artist: M. Levikova 26 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,427 Composers: V. Dashkevich - "Russian Autoroads" verses, 27 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:10,428 "Bayan's Wedding Toast", "Gypsy Romance", "Elzevira's Romance", 28 00:02:10,429 --> 00:02:12,309 "Prisypkin's Flight", "Skripkin's Triumph" 29 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:14,728 A. Kremer - "Prologue", "Photonovel", "Prisypkin's Romance", 30 00:02:14,729 --> 00:02:16,729 "Tango and Bayan's Verses", "The Charleston and the Fire", 31 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:19,327 "City of the Future", "Prisypkin's Dream", "Bedbug, Darling Bedbug", "Finale" 32 00:02:19,328 --> 00:02:23,828 For "Song About the Sun" (poem: Mayakovsky) and "Diogenes" lyrics, music by A. Gorin 33 00:02:23,829 --> 00:02:31,629 Ensemble: "Pewter Soldiers". Song text: Y. Mihaylov, Sound: M. Leksachenko, Music sound operator: V. Babushkin 34 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:36,630 Animation for "Prisypkin's Dream" Director: V. Tarasov, Camera: M. Druyan 35 00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:41,631 Animators: O. Bogolyubova, T. Mititello, Y, Meshcherikov, Y. Kuzyurin, A. Bukin, A. Sher, O. Komarov, V. Arsentyev 36 00:02:41,632 --> 00:02:46,632 "Prologue" animation artist: Anatoliy Petrov 37 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:51,633 Cutout animation for "Market": Director: I. Garanina, Camera: B. Lanin 38 00:02:51,634 --> 00:02:56,034 Animators: E. Avakyan, Y. Batanin, A. Gorlenko, V. Palchikov, T. Fadeyeva, L. Ryabinin 39 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,035 Puppet animation for "Dorm", "Wedding": Camera: T. Bunimovich 40 00:02:59,036 --> 00:03:01,636 Animators: I. Kassil-Sobinova, O. Dumbadze 41 00:03:01,637 --> 00:03:04,137 Editor: N. Treshchyova Animation production director: N. Bitman 42 00:03:04,138 --> 00:03:10,038 Camera: V. Mihaylov, Combined Anim/Live: Camera: V. Rylach, Artist: O. Kazakova 43 00:03:10,239 --> 00:03:16,239 An Experimental Artistic Synthesis with the participation of Soyuzmultfilm studio 44 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,840 SCREENPLAY WRITER ALEXEY KAPLER 45 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:19,698 Hello, comrades. 46 00:03:19,707 --> 00:03:23,806 First of all, I want to explain to you why I am standing here. 47 00:03:24,119 --> 00:03:26,299 I was invited by my friends, 48 00:03:26,403 --> 00:03:29,092 directors Sergey Yutkevich and Anatoliy Karanovich, 49 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:33,158 to take part in this film as, well, let's say, 50 00:03:33,263 --> 00:03:35,919 a witness, a contemporary of Mayakovsky. 51 00:03:36,127 --> 00:03:41,613 Today, when monuments are erected in honor of Mayakovsky, 52 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:44,513 when they study Mayakovsky in schools, 53 00:03:44,721 --> 00:03:48,173 or rather, they "cover" Mayakovsky, 54 00:03:48,277 --> 00:03:50,676 it's very difficult to imagine what the poet 55 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,296 was during his lifetime, 56 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,157 what kind of storms raged around him. 57 00:03:56,261 --> 00:04:00,141 It seems I can still hear this... 58 00:04:01,205 --> 00:04:05,880 this storm at the Polytechnic Museum, this howling and roaring of his enemies, 59 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,688 the shouts of his friends when he performed. 60 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:11,626 Mayakovsky was fearless, he took the blows 61 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:13,326 and hit back outright. 62 00:04:13,603 --> 00:04:16,009 We, young people, loved him infinitely. 63 00:04:16,118 --> 00:04:18,475 He was our standard. 64 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:22,358 When the directors and I were negotiating my participation in this film, 65 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:26,993 I asked them: "Very well, but what if I don't like something in your film, 66 00:04:27,097 --> 00:04:29,581 do I have the right to say this to the audience 67 00:04:29,585 --> 00:04:31,422 or should I praise everything?" 68 00:04:31,818 --> 00:04:34,440 They answered: "Say whatever you like". 69 00:04:34,544 --> 00:04:36,780 And so, we came to terms. 70 00:04:36,989 --> 00:04:40,438 That's how I found myself in this pavilion of the film studio, 71 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:44,294 which has everything one needs to create a film's image and sound. 72 00:04:45,097 --> 00:04:49,825 Looking around, here you can see the lighting equipment, 73 00:04:50,033 --> 00:04:53,698 microphones and the shooting equipment. 74 00:04:54,115 --> 00:04:58,355 And at the top you can see something that looks like a captain's cabin, 75 00:04:58,459 --> 00:05:01,021 this is the place for sound engineers. 76 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:04,628 So if you hear me badly now, it's their fault. 77 00:05:04,732 --> 00:05:07,789 In short, here you are surrounded by film equipment 78 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:11,954 which in the days of Mayakovsky you couldn't even dream of. 79 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:17,708 The main character of this film is the embodiment of the petty bourgeoisie - 80 00:05:17,813 --> 00:05:23,407 Prisypkin, or Pierre Skripkin, as he elegantly renamed himself. 81 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:26,310 Mayakovsky saw in the petty bourgeoisie his mortal enemy. 82 00:05:26,415 --> 00:05:29,914 and he fought against it with the full force of his genius. 83 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,970 Of course, we understand that now there's nothing to fight against 84 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:37,186 and there's no need for that because the petty bourgeoisie is over forever. 85 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:39,709 There is none of it left. 86 00:05:39,814 --> 00:05:44,228 Well, maybe just barely noticeable manifestations. 87 00:05:44,436 --> 00:05:49,568 Some car will rush along the street, all decked out in colored ribbons, 88 00:05:49,672 --> 00:05:54,440 and balloons, and with a baby doll atop the radiator, 89 00:05:54,544 --> 00:06:00,384 and in this car sits a pompous Prisypkin with a girl in a white veil. 90 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:05,109 Doesn't Prisypkin want an elegant life? 91 00:06:05,214 --> 00:06:10,966 Doesn't he want a prestigious car and contacts with celebrities? 92 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:16,384 To be serious, there are much more dangerous manifestations 93 00:06:16,489 --> 00:06:18,646 of petty bourgeois, of "Prisypkinism". 94 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:22,981 Because Prisypkin is the same classic character 95 00:06:23,085 --> 00:06:27,001 as Tartuffe, Khlestakov or Rasplyuyev, for example. 96 00:06:28,302 --> 00:06:31,664 I want to tell you, comrades, not to be surprised that in this film 97 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:38,348 alongside the live actors you will see puppets, animation, all this mixed together. 98 00:06:38,452 --> 00:06:41,111 This is an experimental film. 99 00:06:41,216 --> 00:06:43,145 Mayakovsky once said: 100 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:46,868 "The main thing depends on the breadth of the director's vision". 101 00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:49,367 Our directors' vision was broad indeed. 102 00:06:49,471 --> 00:06:51,780 Well, we'll see what will come of it. 103 00:06:51,884 --> 00:06:54,526 Now let's get acquainted with the actors. 104 00:06:54,734 --> 00:06:59,998 The actor invited to the role of Prisypkin is completely new to cinema. 105 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:04,697 He worked for a variety show studio. He was never filmed, 106 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:09,234 and to find out how suitable he'd be for this role, we made a screen test, 107 00:07:09,339 --> 00:07:12,775 based on Mayakovsky's script "Forget About the Fireplace". 108 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:14,985 Let's see this screen test. 109 00:07:23,564 --> 00:07:27,133 Hey you, giver of enemas! 110 00:07:27,342 --> 00:07:29,279 Write me a sick leave. 111 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:30,927 But you're not sick. 112 00:07:31,882 --> 00:07:32,985 Aren't I? 113 00:07:39,722 --> 00:07:41,424 You're absolutely healthy. 114 00:07:41,736 --> 00:07:43,138 Healthy? 115 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:56,615 It's ticklish. 116 00:07:57,316 --> 00:07:58,969 Tomorrow I'll be sick. 117 00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:04,593 I'm always sick the day after payday. 118 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:10,291 Comrade doctor, close your health centre, we're all going to the community work day. 119 00:08:15,023 --> 00:08:18,061 And you - pay the "Russian Autoroads" membership fee. 120 00:08:18,353 --> 00:08:21,070 You haven't paid for six months. 121 00:08:21,278 --> 00:08:22,756 Haven't I? 122 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:29,435 And what is this? International Red Aid - paid! 123 00:08:30,488 --> 00:08:33,022 Russian Red Cross - paid! 124 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:34,794 "Down With Illiteracy"... 125 00:08:35,608 --> 00:08:37,051 "Down With Illiteracy"... 126 00:08:38,857 --> 00:08:40,217 Here you are! 127 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,680 Not enough for you, huh? The "Russian Autoroads"! 128 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,202 You won't get anything! 129 00:08:46,634 --> 00:08:50,410 <i>You're snakes! You're flayers!</i> 130 00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:53,570 <i>You're pilfering my wage: "Put it all on the table!"</i> 131 00:08:53,674 --> 00:08:57,899 <i>Don't you touch me, Why should I pay these fees?</i> 132 00:08:58,003 --> 00:09:00,345 <i>What did I fight for? What did I fight for?</i> 133 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:03,001 <i>What did I fight for? Who goddamn knows!</i> 134 00:09:03,105 --> 00:09:06,951 <i>If you're responsible, this and that,</i> 135 00:09:07,055 --> 00:09:10,552 <i>Then you have to pay for everything.</i> 136 00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:13,753 <i>Oh, no, my dear, look for another fool!</i> 137 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:18,541 <i>I'll say, "Good luck", and then be off.</i> 138 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:22,242 <i>I'll say, "Good luck", and then be off.</i> 139 00:09:25,082 --> 00:09:28,406 <i>They will pounce on me and begin to embarrass me.</i> 140 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:31,705 <i>Well, bugger them all, they're nothing to me.</i> 141 00:09:31,809 --> 00:09:35,968 <i>It's not the 19th year, I can indulge myself.</i> 142 00:09:36,072 --> 00:09:38,385 <i>I'll get what I...! I'll get what I...!</i> 143 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,871 <i>I'll get what I fought for!</i> 144 00:09:40,975 --> 00:09:45,105 <i>We march together, shoulder to shoulder.</i> 145 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:48,795 <i>We build roads, but what have I to do with it?</i> 146 00:09:48,899 --> 00:09:52,351 <i>Oh, no, my dear, look for another fool!</i> 147 00:09:52,455 --> 00:09:57,480 <i>I'll say, "Good luck", and then be off.</i> 148 00:09:57,584 --> 00:10:00,911 <i>I'll say, "Good luck", and then be off.</i> 149 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:05,566 What do you think? I think this is a suitable candidate. 150 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,631 This actor's name is Yuri Chernov. 151 00:10:07,735 --> 00:10:10,118 Let me introduce him to you. 152 00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:13,157 Gee! And where is Chernov? 153 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,910 Chernov is not there, he's late again. 154 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,792 Again? He's always late! 155 00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,261 - I'll find him. - Okay. 156 00:10:20,313 --> 00:10:24,894 You know, comrades, we could re-shoot this scene with Chernov, 157 00:10:24,998 --> 00:10:26,432 but I'd like to show you... 158 00:10:27,654 --> 00:10:31,017 Hello! Sorry, I'm late. But it's not my fault. 159 00:10:31,225 --> 00:10:33,406 Our concert was far away and we had problems with transport. 160 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:37,379 You should apologize not to me, but to Iya Sergeyevna Savvina. 161 00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:40,657 She always comes on time and you made her wait. 162 00:10:40,761 --> 00:10:42,483 Let's get acquainted. 163 00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:44,728 I'll be your partner in this film. 164 00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:47,160 I'll play the role of Zoya Beryozkina, 165 00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:50,522 and in the course of the plot, I'll have to fall in love with you. 166 00:10:50,939 --> 00:10:53,100 Thank you. Oh, sorry... 167 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:54,733 I'm Yura. 168 00:10:55,546 --> 00:11:01,095 Attention, get ready for the dubbing of the episode "Dorm"! 169 00:11:04,061 --> 00:11:06,125 It seems I forgot the text at home. 170 00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:08,032 I have a lot of concerts, so I forgot about it. 171 00:11:08,136 --> 00:11:10,228 But I remember the musical parts! 172 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:12,669 It's okay, I'll help you. 173 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,578 This episode exactly follows the text of the play. 174 00:11:15,682 --> 00:11:16,823 You should remember that play. 175 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:22,654 We covered Mayakovsky at school, but not "The Bedbug". 176 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,929 But I studied "The Bedbug", Alexey Yakovlevich. 177 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,923 But I have a question. 178 00:11:28,027 --> 00:11:31,374 At the very beginning of the play, Zoya Beryozkina appears only for a moment, 179 00:11:31,478 --> 00:11:33,357 and I, as an actress, don't have time to understand 180 00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:36,503 about the nuances of the relationships between Zoya and Prisypkin. 181 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:39,839 Where did they meet? How did they spend their time? 182 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,048 Where does Zoya work? 183 00:11:42,256 --> 00:11:46,340 Mayakovsky the journalist will answer these questions better than me. 184 00:11:46,548 --> 00:11:49,748 He wrote "The Bedbug" using newspapers materials. 185 00:11:49,956 --> 00:11:52,392 And he has one saying: 186 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:57,080 "Together with me, this play was written by the Komsomol and 'Komsomolskaya Pravda'". 187 00:11:57,289 --> 00:12:01,051 I suggest you to take advantage of your actor's imagination 188 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:05,829 and imagine yourself as Zoya Beryozkina in that distant epoch. 189 00:12:30,778 --> 00:12:33,981 KOMSOMOLSKAYA PRAVDA [COMMUNIST YOUTH LEAGUE TRUTH] 190 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:37,811 GO FORWARD MORE CONFIDENTLY, COMRADES! 191 00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:53,235 Worker Prisypkin [sleepybones] calls himself Pierre Skripkin. 192 00:12:58,616 --> 00:13:02,664 He met artists who said he looked like Harry Piel. 193 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:06,565 After that, he began to go to the movies more often. 194 00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:10,566 He grew side burns. 195 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:16,980 And, wanting to keep the <i>beau monde</i>, barely washed himself for a month. 196 00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:28,524 LASSALLE PLANT Everybody to the community work day! 197 00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:44,075 SUMMER CLUB 198 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,120 TODAY AT THE CLUB Report on the international situation And after - LIVING NEWSPAPER 199 00:13:48,124 --> 00:13:50,416 of the "BLUE BLOUSE" trade union council. 200 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,770 TODAY IN CINEMA: Harry Piel's "Der Mann ohne Nerven" 201 00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:33,273 And yet, I can't understand. 202 00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,297 I can't understand. 203 00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,864 She is a Komsomol member, a young girl. 204 00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:41,527 And she fell in love with this Prisypkin? It's unbelievable. 205 00:15:41,631 --> 00:15:44,110 Zoya was young, naive. 206 00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:48,168 And he had a powerful instrument of seduction - a guitar. 207 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,456 Mayakovsky hated vulgar things, 208 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,357 and he called people like Prisypkin "romance-voiced" ones. 209 00:15:54,461 --> 00:15:59,105 Mayakovsky mocked the popular romance called "Forget About the Fireplace". 210 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,689 So he gave one of his scripts the same name. 211 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:07,420 I did learn the romance of Prisypkin. May I sing it? 212 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:16,799 <i>The moon hid behind a cloud -</i> 213 00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:20,922 <i>It again goes out for a walk.</i> 214 00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:26,094 <i>Let me put your white-white hand</i> 215 00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:30,166 <i>To my red heart.</i> 216 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,432 <i>My feelings, dreams and fantasies</i> 217 00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:55,577 <i>Were again lit up in my heart like a flame, -</i> 218 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:59,800 <i>In my battles with the world bourgeoisie,</i> 219 00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:04,285 <i>I earned a private life for myself.</i> 220 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:15,445 He left her after Fifteen days of use, 221 00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:19,309 Because she didn't have Enameled leather shoes. 222 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,310 --Mayakovsky 223 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:27,802 <i>When you put, so trustingly,</i> 224 00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:32,177 <i>Your little fingers into my palm,</i> 225 00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:36,560 <i>You can't even imagine</i> 226 00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:41,234 <i>That you put them into a fire.</i> 227 00:17:44,786 --> 00:17:49,515 <i>It's impossible to live without tenderness,</i> 228 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:54,678 <i>It's easy to ruin this tenderness.</i> 229 00:17:54,782 --> 00:18:01,963 <i>Let me love your black-black eyes</i> 230 00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:09,850 <i>With my ruby-red soul.</i> 231 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,223 - Why so late? - Hi! 232 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:23,925 - Are you all set? - Yes. 233 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:26,239 My boys are in a hurry, so let's start. 234 00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:29,380 But we first need to film the "Dorm" episode. 235 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,836 Baby, we need to mount everything. 236 00:18:32,149 --> 00:18:33,722 Stop, stop, stop! 237 00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:37,243 Forgive me, comrades, but I have to stop the action, 238 00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:40,753 because there are two new and very important characters. 239 00:18:41,192 --> 00:18:46,739 One of them is Bochkin, who chose the pseudonym Oleg Bayan. 240 00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:51,707 He's a rascal, the ideologist of Prisypkin, his "home-bred Mephistopheles". 241 00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:55,847 A preacher of the temptations of the elegant life. 242 00:18:56,055 --> 00:19:01,531 By the way, after the play "The Bedbug" appeared, there was a scandal 243 00:19:01,635 --> 00:19:03,550 around Bayan's name. 244 00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:08,338 The fact is that then there was one real character, I knew him personally, 245 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:12,268 he was a literary plagiarist and a fake poet. 246 00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:14,233 His name was Vadim Bayan. 247 00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:19,050 Of course, this was also a pseudonym. He was really named Sidorov. 248 00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:23,741 So, this Sidorov accused Mayakovsky of the charge that 249 00:19:23,845 --> 00:19:27,072 Mayakovsky insulted his person. 250 00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:29,809 He said that Oleg Bayan in "The Bedbug" 251 00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:35,478 had a lot of "parallels and common features" with him. 252 00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:39,502 Mayakovsky replied: "If you don't like it, change your name". 253 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:43,802 This "Bochkin-Bayan" is played by Leonid Sergeyevich Bronevoy. 254 00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:46,696 To be precise, he plays two roles: 255 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,760 He plays Oleg Bayan from the "New Economic Policy" era 256 00:19:49,969 --> 00:19:52,770 and the modern mediocre actor Bochkin. 257 00:19:52,978 --> 00:19:57,059 Galina Borisovna Volchek also plays two roles. 258 00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:01,370 At first she plays Madame Renaissance, the future mother-in-law of Prisypkin. 259 00:20:01,474 --> 00:20:02,885 from the "New Economic Policy" era. 260 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:07,710 And then she plays a mediocre actress who performs with Bochkin. 261 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,444 They both voice themselves. 262 00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:13,757 They voice their animated drawings, 263 00:20:13,861 --> 00:20:16,724 because cinema has learned how to give life to drawings, 264 00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:20,026 but the drawings can't speak with human voices themselves yet, 265 00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:23,265 even now, in the era of the scientific and technological revolution. 266 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:28,130 I apologize to the actors for interrupting their acting, 267 00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:30,430 and I ask them to start the scene from the beginning. 268 00:20:33,589 --> 00:20:35,686 Why so late? Look at the clock! 269 00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:37,281 - Hi! Are you all set? - Yes. 270 00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:40,925 Okay, my boys are in a hurry, so let's start. 271 00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:43,444 No, we first need to film the "Dorm" episode. 272 00:20:43,548 --> 00:20:45,225 Baby, we need to mount everything. 273 00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:47,308 The boys today have two more gigs. 274 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,550 So these puppeteers will wait. 275 00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:52,925 Give me the sheet music, baby! Faster! 276 00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:55,234 Faster! Come on! Come on! 277 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:59,725 Instruments in order! Tempo! Tempo! 278 00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:03,077 What about you? Warm up! I'll start... 279 00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,247 Good, just not so loud. I'll start the test. 280 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,848 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! 281 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:14,286 Ma-ma! Ma-ma-mua! 1, 2, 3, 4! 282 00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:15,536 Okay... 283 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:42,441 Attention, everyone get ready for dubbing the animated episode "NEP"! 284 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,658 Complete silence! 285 00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:58,228 Attention! Instrument room! Projection! Action! 286 00:22:27,568 --> 00:22:31,351 For the upcoming wedding Prisypkin and Bayan 287 00:22:31,455 --> 00:22:35,797 are making purchases using the money of Madam Renaissance. 288 00:22:54,326 --> 00:22:58,876 <i>You will find here everything you want:</i> 289 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:05,079 <i>All you want for drinking or for comfort.</i> 290 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:09,209 <i>Here, the old world is ready to give itself up</i> 291 00:23:09,314 --> 00:23:13,504 <i>For the new Soviet currency.</i> 292 00:23:14,873 --> 00:23:21,796 <i>Oleg Bayan will arrange everything just like in Paris,</i> 293 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:28,436 <i>Oleg Bayan advises you with good intent:</i> 294 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:35,833 <i>Grab the piece that lies closer to you,</i> 295 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:42,036 <i>So that nobody grabs it before you.</i> 296 00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:46,264 <i>Wait till you're my age, my dear.</i> 297 00:23:46,268 --> 00:23:49,557 <i>They will deceive you many times -</i> 298 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:53,429 <i>Ask Madame Renaissance about it -</i> 299 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,364 <i>Because there are all sorts of crooks at this place!</i> 300 00:23:56,572 --> 00:24:02,244 <i>All around is wonderful private trade,</i> 301 00:24:02,348 --> 00:24:05,428 <i>This is fair trade, who will beat whom?</i> 302 00:24:05,532 --> 00:24:09,676 <i>We don't need much from friends or family -</i> 303 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:13,881 <i>No, we don't need too much!</i> 304 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:17,688 <i>Sometimes there are militia raids,</i> 305 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:20,690 <i>But each of us has a license.</i> 306 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:25,009 <i>We are modest people and if you pay,</i> 307 00:24:25,114 --> 00:24:29,364 <i>We'll sell you everything, everything!</i> 308 00:24:29,572 --> 00:24:32,909 <i>Ah, those private sellers - they are all crooks,</i> 309 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:36,122 <i>You won't even notice how they will deceive you.</i> 310 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:44,145 <i>Trade without rest, hike the price threefold,</i> 311 00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:47,515 <i>As long as they pay, as long as they pay!</i> 312 00:24:48,547 --> 00:24:51,532 <i>And in this beautiful crush</i> 313 00:24:51,636 --> 00:24:54,621 <i>You can see very clearly</i> 314 00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:58,291 <i>The death throes of the class</i> 315 00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:04,617 <i>That has something to lose. Has something to lose!</i> 316 00:25:19,788 --> 00:25:24,002 <i>Lampshades! Lampshades!</i> 317 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:33,611 <i>Lampshades of any color and type.</i> 318 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:37,783 <i>Blue ones for comfort,</i> 319 00:25:37,888 --> 00:25:42,091 <i>Red ones for passion.</i> 320 00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:47,735 "Coty" perfume by the ounce! 321 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:53,455 "Coty" perfume by the ounce. 322 00:25:53,664 --> 00:25:58,945 "Coty" perfume by the ounce. 323 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:07,194 Fur-lined brassieres! 324 00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:10,797 Fur-lined brassieres! 325 00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:15,953 Oh! Look at those aristocratic bonnets! 326 00:26:16,057 --> 00:26:18,850 They're not bonnets! They're... 327 00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,527 Do you think I'm blind? 328 00:26:21,194 --> 00:26:24,438 Suppose we have twins? 329 00:26:24,646 --> 00:26:29,957 There'll be one for Dorothy, and one for Lillian. 330 00:26:30,061 --> 00:26:36,122 I've already decided to give them aristocratic-cinematic names... 331 00:26:36,226 --> 00:26:38,424 They will go out together like that! 332 00:26:38,632 --> 00:26:41,208 Yes! Buy them, Rosalia Pavlovna. 333 00:26:41,313 --> 00:26:43,155 Comrade Skripkin... 334 00:26:43,259 --> 00:26:45,957 Don't call me comrade! 335 00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:49,053 You're not a proletarian yet - not till after the marriage! 336 00:26:49,157 --> 00:26:52,541 Buy them, buy them, Rosalia Pavlovna. 337 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,790 He doesn't mean to be vulgar. 338 00:26:54,894 --> 00:26:58,824 Here he is, bringing an immaculate proletarian origin 339 00:26:58,928 --> 00:27:02,967 and a union card into your family 340 00:27:03,071 --> 00:27:05,098 and you count your rubles! 341 00:27:07,094 --> 00:27:12,090 <i>You shouldn't get married because of a button!</i> 342 00:27:12,194 --> 00:27:17,071 <i>You shouldn't get divorced because of a button!</i> 343 00:27:17,175 --> 00:27:22,026 <i>Just press your thumb against your index finger</i> 344 00:27:22,030 --> 00:27:30,186 <i>And you won't ever lose your pants, citizens!</i> 345 00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:35,707 Dutch press studs! They sew themselves on! 346 00:27:35,811 --> 00:27:37,773 Twenty kopeks for half a dozen! 347 00:27:37,877 --> 00:27:39,876 Here you are, monsieurs! 348 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:41,859 Buy them, Rosalia Pavlovna. 349 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:46,936 In our Red family there must be no petty bourgeois squabbles 350 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,203 over pant malfunctions. 351 00:27:49,411 --> 00:27:54,653 And Comrade Prisypkin's pants must be like a horn of plenty... 352 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:59,619 He is the victorious class and he sweeps away everything in his path, 353 00:27:59,723 --> 00:28:01,491 like lava! 354 00:28:01,492 --> 00:28:03,992 Allow me to deliver it at no extra charge. 355 00:28:09,019 --> 00:28:14,574 <i>The best republican herrings!</i> 356 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:21,885 <i>Indispensable with every kind of vodka!</i> 357 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:27,717 <i>Yes! Salted herrings!</i> 358 00:28:27,821 --> 00:28:32,115 <i>Now that's something for the wedding,</i> 359 00:28:32,219 --> 00:28:39,181 <i>I'll sure take some of them.</i> 360 00:28:42,672 --> 00:28:46,163 <i>How much is this sprat?</i> 361 00:28:46,961 --> 00:28:51,558 <i>This salmon costs two-sixty per kilo.</i> 362 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:55,153 <i>Two-sixty for this overgrown minnow?</i> 363 00:28:55,257 --> 00:28:59,980 <i>Only two-sixty for this budding sturgeon!</i> 364 00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:03,723 <i>For these marinated fish bones?</i> 365 00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:08,277 <i>For this real whale!</i> 366 00:29:08,688 --> 00:29:11,982 <i>Two-sixty!</i> 367 00:29:12,698 --> 00:29:14,828 <i>Two-sixty for this sprat?</i> 368 00:29:15,294 --> 00:29:17,797 <i>Two-sixty!</i> 369 00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:20,397 <i>For this overgrown minnow?</i> 370 00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:23,119 <i>Two-sixty!</i> 371 00:29:23,327 --> 00:29:25,729 <i>For these marinated fish bones?</i> 372 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:28,578 <i>Did you hear that, Comrade Skripkin?</i> 373 00:29:28,682 --> 00:29:31,130 <i>Oh, how right you were</i> 374 00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:35,090 <i>to kill the Tsar, our emperor!</i> 375 00:29:35,194 --> 00:29:37,745 <i>Oh, how right you were</i> 376 00:29:37,849 --> 00:29:41,459 <i>to drive out Mr. Ryabushinsky!</i> 377 00:29:41,564 --> 00:29:46,551 <i>I shall claim my civic rights and buy my herrings</i> 378 00:29:46,655 --> 00:29:54,804 <i>in the Soviet State Co-Op!</i> 379 00:29:54,908 --> 00:29:58,383 <i>The best republican herrings!</i> 380 00:29:58,908 --> 00:30:06,136 <i>Indispensable with every kind of vodka!</i> 381 00:30:12,099 --> 00:30:17,595 Comrade Skripkin, why get mixed up with these petty bourgeois elements 382 00:30:17,699 --> 00:30:21,202 and haggle over herrings so quarrelsomely? 383 00:30:26,651 --> 00:30:32,253 <i>Don't you worry,</i> 384 00:30:32,757 --> 00:30:37,855 <i>There's no reason to.</i> 385 00:30:38,942 --> 00:30:40,989 <i>Just give me half a liter of vodka</i> 386 00:30:41,093 --> 00:30:42,820 <i>And the tail of herring,</i> 387 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,686 <i>And fifteen more rubles...</i> 388 00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:49,125 <i>Then the wedding will be a success.</i> 389 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,631 <i>Yes!</i> 390 00:30:52,256 --> 00:30:53,972 Comrade Bayan... 391 00:30:54,543 --> 00:30:59,352 I'm against all this petty bourgeois stuff - 392 00:30:59,456 --> 00:31:01,971 like canaries, and so on... 393 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:05,765 I'm a man with higher needs. 394 00:31:06,863 --> 00:31:10,905 What I'm interested in is a wardrobe with a mirror... 395 00:31:10,906 --> 00:31:12,106 There! 396 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:22,293 <i>Whales! Whales! Whales! Dolphins!</i> 397 00:31:26,992 --> 00:31:31,407 <i>Now then, show me your snail!</i> 398 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:36,143 <i>It's a whole tail's length longer!</i> 399 00:31:37,552 --> 00:31:41,239 <i>A whole tail's length longer!</i> 400 00:31:41,603 --> 00:31:44,621 <i>A whole tail's length longer?</i> 401 00:31:46,743 --> 00:31:49,423 <i>What did we fight for?</i> 402 00:31:49,527 --> 00:31:54,261 <i>Oh, why did we kill the Tsar, our emperor?</i> 403 00:31:54,366 --> 00:31:57,074 <i>What did we fight for?</i> 404 00:31:57,178 --> 00:32:01,560 <i>Oh, why did we throw out Mr. Ryabushinsky?</i> 405 00:32:01,665 --> 00:32:04,850 <i>Where will I find my civic rights</i> 406 00:32:04,954 --> 00:32:07,418 <i>and my herrings?</i> 407 00:32:07,522 --> 00:32:13,995 <i>This Soviet regime of yours will drive me to my grave!</i> 408 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:18,880 My dear Rosalia Pavlovna, try comparing them from the other end. 409 00:32:18,984 --> 00:32:20,996 It's only bigger by a head, 410 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,438 and what do you need the head for? It's inedible. 411 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,011 You'll cut it off and throw it out! 412 00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:26,393 Did you hear what he said? 413 00:32:26,497 --> 00:32:27,868 If I cut off your head, Comrade Bayan, 414 00:32:27,972 --> 00:32:30,389 it will be no loss to anyone. 415 00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:33,063 But if I cut off this herring's head 416 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:38,369 I lose ten kopeks to the kilo! 417 00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:42,677 <i>All around is wonderful private trade,</i> 418 00:32:42,781 --> 00:32:45,221 <i>This is fair trade, who will beat whom?</i> 419 00:32:45,325 --> 00:32:48,690 <i>We don't need much from friends or family -</i> 420 00:32:48,794 --> 00:32:52,078 <i>No, we don't need too much!</i> 421 00:32:52,182 --> 00:32:54,919 <i>All around is wonderful private trade,</i> 422 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:57,500 <i>But each of us is very honest.</i> 423 00:32:57,604 --> 00:33:00,790 <i>We are modest people and if you pay,</i> 424 00:33:00,894 --> 00:33:04,207 <i>We'll sell you everything, everything!</i> 425 00:33:04,311 --> 00:33:08,424 <i>We'll sell you everything, everything!</i> 426 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,918 <i>We'll sell you everything!</i> 427 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:18,130 <i>Property. Theft. The Law...</i> 428 00:33:18,234 --> 00:33:21,819 <i>is blind. Purchase. Sale.</i> 429 00:33:21,923 --> 00:33:25,159 <i>New Economic Policy [NEP].</i> 430 00:33:26,285 --> 00:33:28,305 <i>New Economic Policy [NEP].</i> 431 00:33:29,481 --> 00:33:30,722 <i>New Economic Policy [NEP].</i> 432 00:33:41,014 --> 00:33:43,382 "RED HOME LIFE" DORM 433 00:33:43,386 --> 00:33:47,038 Attention, get ready for shooting the episode "Dorm". 434 00:33:47,246 --> 00:33:48,522 Action! 435 00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:51,024 Episode "Dorm", take one. 436 00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:59,385 Puppeteers, action! 437 00:34:16,182 --> 00:34:17,705 Where are my boots? 438 00:34:17,809 --> 00:34:19,551 Someone's swiped my boots again! 439 00:34:19,655 --> 00:34:25,201 They're here. Prisypkin took them to go see his lady-love, his she-camel. 440 00:34:25,305 --> 00:34:29,134 The trash he leaves behind him is kind of more refined nowadays. 441 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,284 It used to be empty beer-bottles and fish-tails. 442 00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:33,667 Shut your trap! 443 00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:37,795 The kid buys a new tie and you curse him like he was Ramsay MacDonald. 444 00:34:37,899 --> 00:34:39,317 That's just what he is! 445 00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:40,915 The new tie don't matter. 446 00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:44,291 Trouble is that he's tied to the tie - not the tie to him. 447 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:48,319 Friends, help me to conduct a great experiment. 448 00:34:48,527 --> 00:34:54,293 I use the latest techniques to fight against absenteeism! 449 00:34:55,601 --> 00:34:57,889 Today he quit his job. 450 00:34:57,993 --> 00:35:00,675 He's marrying the daughter of a barber. 451 00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:05,657 Now his nails will be trimmed by Mademoiselle Elzevira Renaissance. 452 00:35:06,329 --> 00:35:07,547 Pretty cozy! 453 00:35:07,651 --> 00:35:10,089 Maybe you just envy him? 454 00:35:10,505 --> 00:35:13,191 Do you think you're Karl Liebknecht? 455 00:35:13,503 --> 00:35:17,709 If someone beckons you, you surely would leave too! 456 00:35:17,918 --> 00:35:19,127 What a hero! 457 00:35:19,231 --> 00:35:21,019 This isn't 1919 any more. 458 00:35:21,655 --> 00:35:24,375 People want to live their own lives now. 459 00:35:24,479 --> 00:35:32,189 Attention, in a minute Prisypkin should noisily awake! 460 00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:50,868 Comrade Skripkin, don't pay attention to these rude jokes; 461 00:35:50,972 --> 00:35:54,265 they will only spoil the refined taste that is awakening in you. 462 00:35:54,463 --> 00:35:55,893 Who is this? 463 00:35:56,101 --> 00:35:59,691 This is his teacher, who taught him to do his hair. 464 00:35:59,795 --> 00:36:03,903 He now teaches young people, to write poetry and to dance... 465 00:36:04,007 --> 00:36:06,452 and from some, he just borrows money. 466 00:36:07,483 --> 00:36:09,564 You have talent, Comrade Skripkin! 467 00:36:10,285 --> 00:36:14,126 But what with capitalist encirclement and the building of socialism in one country 468 00:36:14,230 --> 00:36:16,174 you have no place to let loose! 469 00:36:16,681 --> 00:36:18,675 You need a world revolution, 470 00:36:18,779 --> 00:36:20,896 you must break through into Europe. 471 00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:23,957 Once you've smashed the world bourgeoisie, 472 00:36:24,061 --> 00:36:26,917 you will delight the Moulin Rouge and the Pantheon 473 00:36:27,021 --> 00:36:31,239 with the beauty of your bodily movements. 474 00:36:41,621 --> 00:36:44,414 The most crucial step in life 475 00:36:44,518 --> 00:36:48,653 is the first tango after the nuptial ceremonies - 476 00:36:48,757 --> 00:36:52,631 it should leave a lifelong impression! 477 00:37:02,949 --> 00:37:06,866 Well, take a few steps with an imaginary lady. 478 00:37:08,573 --> 00:37:11,147 That's right! Tread softly 479 00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:15,999 as if on a moonlit night, full of sadness and dreams... 480 00:37:17,817 --> 00:37:22,166 ...you're returning from a saloon. 481 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:30,503 <i>Oh, you are so beautiful, my tango,</i> 482 00:37:31,690 --> 00:37:38,228 <i>It's hard with people, but it's easy with you.</i> 483 00:37:42,631 --> 00:37:45,360 Don't wriggle your hind-parts! 484 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:49,426 You're supposed to be leading your <i>mademoiselle</i>, not a pushcart! 485 00:37:50,163 --> 00:37:53,064 I was just scratching myself. 486 00:37:55,525 --> 00:38:02,357 <i>Oleg Bayan knows women, no doubt.</i> 487 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:08,764 <i>Oleg Bayan advises you with good intent:</i> 488 00:38:08,868 --> 00:38:15,586 <i>If you want to kiss us, do it only after the engagement,</i> 489 00:38:16,292 --> 00:38:22,123 <i>And if you do this before, you'll only have yourselves to blame.</i> 490 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,369 Vanya, what happened? 491 00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:41,098 So it's over? 492 00:38:41,955 --> 00:38:45,073 Our love is liquidated. 493 00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:48,706 "We part like ships in the sea..." 494 00:38:48,915 --> 00:38:52,271 Van'ka, aren't you ashamed? 495 00:38:52,965 --> 00:38:54,606 You need to leave this woman. 496 00:38:55,023 --> 00:38:57,866 She's pulling your strings! 497 00:38:58,435 --> 00:39:00,888 Vanya, what happened? 498 00:39:01,389 --> 00:39:03,066 We wanted to live together! 499 00:39:03,498 --> 00:39:05,257 We wanted to work together! 500 00:39:05,674 --> 00:39:08,921 Don't interfere with my freedom of love as a citizen, 501 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:10,944 otherwise I'll call the militia! 502 00:39:14,098 --> 00:39:16,835 ZOYA BERYOZKINA SHOT HERSELF 503 00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:34,984 Don't be sad, Iya Sergeevna. 504 00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:36,648 Zoya was clumsy in love, 505 00:39:36,752 --> 00:39:39,209 and just as clumsy in suicide. 506 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:44,043 Therefore, in the second half of the film, you'll meet your character again. 507 00:39:55,498 --> 00:39:57,522 You should never forget: 508 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,894 don't put on two ties at once - 509 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:04,201 particularly if they're different colors. 510 00:40:05,647 --> 00:40:06,898 And remember, 511 00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:10,276 you can't wear a starched shirt outside your pants! 512 00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:12,680 Especially for a wedding. 513 00:40:24,317 --> 00:40:28,375 <i>The tramcars drew up to the Registry Office,</i> 514 00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:33,254 <i>Bringing the guests to a Red marriage service.</i> 515 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:38,897 <i>Dressed in his working clothes was the groom</i> 516 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:44,519 <i>And a union card stuck out of his blouse!</i> 517 00:40:46,898 --> 00:40:51,429 <i>Ah, the guests are respectable and prominent,</i> 518 00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:52,366 <i>Prominent!</i> 519 00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:56,261 <i>The mother-in-law is dignified and imposing,</i> 520 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:57,377 <i>Imposing!</i> 521 00:40:57,481 --> 00:41:03,143 <i>The bride is rosy and drunk,</i> 522 00:41:03,351 --> 00:41:04,649 <i>Drunk!</i> 523 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:09,552 <i>But not because of wine.</i> 524 00:42:10,922 --> 00:42:13,108 Let's begin, Skripochka? 525 00:42:16,514 --> 00:42:18,343 Wait a little more. 526 00:42:20,476 --> 00:42:26,375 I wish to get wed in an organized fashion - 527 00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:29,739 in the presence of the guests of honor, 528 00:42:30,344 --> 00:42:35,622 and particularly in the presence of the secretary of our factory committee, 529 00:42:37,018 --> 00:42:40,690 respected Comrade... 530 00:42:43,399 --> 00:42:45,307 Lassalchenko. 531 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,586 There! 532 00:42:55,034 --> 00:42:58,770 My dear bride and bridegroom, 533 00:42:58,874 --> 00:43:01,013 please forgive me for being late 534 00:43:01,429 --> 00:43:07,738 and allow me to convey to you the congratulations of our leader, 535 00:43:07,842 --> 00:43:11,574 Comrade Lassalchenko. 536 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,192 "Tomorrow, I'd even go to church." 537 00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:21,439 "But today is a Party meeting." 538 00:43:21,543 --> 00:43:27,653 "And like it or not, I have to go to the Party cell..." 539 00:43:29,368 --> 00:43:34,597 I hereby declare the wedding open. 540 00:43:34,805 --> 00:43:38,731 Comrades and Monsieurs, please eat! 541 00:43:39,577 --> 00:43:42,107 Where would you find pigs like these nowadays? 542 00:43:42,316 --> 00:43:46,024 I bought this ham three years ago 543 00:43:46,128 --> 00:43:48,458 in case of a war but there's still no war! 544 00:43:50,116 --> 00:43:52,047 And the ham is getting moldy... 545 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,488 Please eat! 546 00:44:30,693 --> 00:44:33,239 Respected citizens! 547 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:39,319 Beauty is the motive force of progress! 548 00:44:40,063 --> 00:44:44,765 What would I have been as a simple worker? 549 00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:48,266 "Bochkin" [Barrelman] - and nothing more. 550 00:44:48,871 --> 00:44:52,002 What could I do as a "Bochkin"? 551 00:44:52,570 --> 00:44:54,216 Moo? 552 00:44:54,424 --> 00:44:55,466 And nothing more. 553 00:44:55,674 --> 00:44:59,375 But as "Bayan" [epic bard] I can do anything. 554 00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:03,153 <i>I'm glad, I'm happy,</i> 555 00:45:03,257 --> 00:45:06,682 <i>We all are happy.</i> 556 00:45:06,786 --> 00:45:10,346 <i>My friend Pierre Skripkin,</i> 557 00:45:10,450 --> 00:45:13,915 <i>Our friend, our monsieur,</i> 558 00:45:14,305 --> 00:45:17,857 <i>At this moment</i> 559 00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:21,244 <i>Having walked the path of struggle,</i> 560 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:26,765 <i>He lost only his union card</i> 561 00:45:26,973 --> 00:45:30,089 <i>But he found so much.</i> 562 00:45:31,851 --> 00:45:35,139 <i>When we suffered being under the yoke</i> 563 00:45:35,904 --> 00:45:39,319 <i>Together with the working class,</i> 564 00:45:39,967 --> 00:45:44,006 <i>Together with Comrade Friedrich Engels,</i> 565 00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:47,370 <i>And with Comrade Marx,</i> 566 00:45:49,569 --> 00:45:56,277 <i>Could we dreamily assume</i> 567 00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:04,025 <i>Or at least assumedly dream,</i> 568 00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:08,048 <i>That self-sacrificing work,</i> 569 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:13,154 <i>And defeated capital,</i> 570 00:46:13,467 --> 00:46:16,852 <i>would be joined in beautiful marriage?</i> 571 00:46:17,897 --> 00:46:23,900 <i>Oleg Bayan, everybody knows him,</i> 572 00:46:24,535 --> 00:46:29,478 <i>Oleg Bayan, he doesn't need to introduce himself.</i> 573 00:46:29,582 --> 00:46:35,475 <i>Oleg Bayan, such talent and charm!</i> 574 00:46:36,188 --> 00:46:41,031 <i>Pour him a glass of champagne.</i> 575 00:46:41,364 --> 00:46:45,614 Oleg Bayan is drunk with happiness! 576 00:46:46,218 --> 00:46:48,460 Beauty is pregnant with... 577 00:46:48,565 --> 00:46:52,854 Pregnant? Who said "pregnant"? 578 00:46:53,817 --> 00:46:58,876 Watch your language in the presence of the newlyweds! 579 00:47:05,328 --> 00:47:07,061 A romance. 580 00:47:10,972 --> 00:47:15,814 "Makarov's Lament for Vera Kholodnaya". 581 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:29,846 <i>At a time when flowers are being collected,</i> 582 00:47:30,158 --> 00:47:39,243 <i>At a time when dreams come true,</i> 583 00:47:39,451 --> 00:47:48,549 <i>Tell me just one word,</i> 584 00:47:48,653 --> 00:47:53,655 <i>And you will be in my heart again,</i> 585 00:47:53,759 --> 00:47:57,733 <i>Only you.</i> 586 00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:18,048 <i>And you will be in my heart,</i> 587 00:48:18,152 --> 00:48:24,778 <i>Only you.</i> 588 00:49:26,084 --> 00:49:28,178 FIRE STATION 589 00:50:19,802 --> 00:50:22,605 COMRADES AND CITIZENS, VODKA IS POISON 590 00:50:22,709 --> 00:50:25,656 DRUNKS CAN EASILY BURN UP THE REPUBLIC 591 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:31,965 That's the end of the first part of the film. 592 00:50:32,069 --> 00:50:33,120 Everything burned down, 593 00:50:33,224 --> 00:50:35,258 all that elegant life. 594 00:50:35,809 --> 00:50:39,532 However, among the victims there was no Prisypkin. 595 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:43,618 They decided that he had burned up and forgot about him. 596 00:50:44,871 --> 00:50:49,940 In fact, Prisypkin, along with his seven-stringed "girlfriend" 597 00:50:50,044 --> 00:50:54,875 was soaked by fire hoses and frozen into an icicle. 598 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:57,933 You'll see for yourselves what happened next. 599 00:50:58,221 --> 00:51:01,516 But for now, let's divulge no more information, 600 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,229 and look around. 601 00:51:04,810 --> 00:51:07,545 We're on Mayakovsky Square. 602 00:51:07,753 --> 00:51:10,527 A person very quickly gets used to the words. 603 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,615 Mayakovsky Square. 604 00:51:13,185 --> 00:51:16,436 This is the holy place of Soviet art. 605 00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:22,900 Here on the right, where Tchaikovsky Hall now stands, 606 00:51:23,004 --> 00:51:24,815 previously, there was "TM", 607 00:51:24,919 --> 00:51:28,583 Theater of the famous Soviet director Meyerhold, 608 00:51:28,688 --> 00:51:32,011 who staged all the plays of Mayakovsky. 609 00:51:33,761 --> 00:51:36,513 If you look a little to the right, there used to be a circus, 610 00:51:36,617 --> 00:51:39,397 then a music hall, and now it's the Satire Theater, 611 00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:41,734 where you can watch Mayakovsky's plays today. 612 00:51:42,210 --> 00:51:44,645 And here, in the center of the square, 613 00:51:44,749 --> 00:51:46,484 there was a simple tram stop. 614 00:51:46,794 --> 00:51:49,844 In one direction along the Garden Ring went "the Buggy", 615 00:51:49,948 --> 00:51:52,643 as it was called. Tram "B". 616 00:51:52,747 --> 00:51:56,041 And along Gorky St., the former Tverskaya-Yamskaya St., 617 00:51:56,145 --> 00:51:58,310 went other trams. 618 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:01,260 And there, opposite from here, was their stop. 619 00:52:01,874 --> 00:52:04,611 These trams had no doors 620 00:52:04,716 --> 00:52:07,623 so you could jump in at any time, or jump out. 621 00:52:07,727 --> 00:52:10,556 Trams were liberal, back then. 622 00:52:10,973 --> 00:52:12,975 On the Garden Ring there were trees. 623 00:52:13,183 --> 00:52:17,991 In fact, the entire Garden Ring was a big single... 624 00:52:18,505 --> 00:52:20,096 green boulevard. 625 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:23,953 And on this boulevard one could often meet Mayakovsky 626 00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:29,166 who was going to the Meyerhold Theate for the rehearsals of his plays. 627 00:52:29,799 --> 00:52:31,852 Actually, it was hard to imagine Moscow 628 00:52:31,956 --> 00:52:36,597 without Mayakovsky, who was walking its streets. 629 00:52:36,908 --> 00:52:39,629 He was tall, taller than the rest. 630 00:52:39,733 --> 00:52:42,233 Wide-shouldered, wider than the rest. 631 00:52:42,519 --> 00:52:47,117 He was a handsome, very handsome man. 632 00:52:47,557 --> 00:52:49,833 In "The Bedbug" he wrote about the future, 633 00:52:49,938 --> 00:52:57,364 but even a genius can't imagine the future in all of its reality. 634 00:52:57,468 --> 00:53:01,240 And he couldn't imagine this Mayakovsky Square either. 635 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,583 Nor his monument. 636 00:53:02,688 --> 00:53:06,311 It's known that Mayakovsky didn't like monuments. 637 00:53:06,485 --> 00:53:09,961 But it's not he who needs this monument, it's us. 638 00:53:10,066 --> 00:53:13,144 And Mayakovsky definitely couldn't imagine that 639 00:53:13,248 --> 00:53:15,824 there'd be a "Mayakovskaya" metro station. 640 00:53:16,382 --> 00:53:20,397 "Are you exiting on the 'Mayakovskaya'?" - somebody may ask 641 00:53:20,501 --> 00:53:23,884 as simply as he would have asked in the 1920s: 642 00:53:23,989 --> 00:53:26,326 "Hey, coachman, to get to Sadovo-Triumphalnaya, 643 00:53:26,430 --> 00:53:28,060 (i.e. the current Mayakovsky Square) 644 00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:29,329 how much?" 645 00:53:29,433 --> 00:53:31,102 The station "Mayakovskaya". 646 00:53:45,047 --> 00:53:52,503 <i>Above us is the Sun, the Sun and the Sun.</i> 647 00:53:52,607 --> 00:53:55,798 <i>Rejoice, all you who are strong,</i> 648 00:53:56,542 --> 00:54:00,488 <i>Workshop of the workers who create our world.</i> 649 00:54:00,592 --> 00:54:07,290 <i>Warm us, Sun! Play, Sun!</i> 650 00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:11,281 <i>Burn, our Sun!</i> 651 00:54:12,009 --> 00:54:15,591 <i>Enthusiasm, go grow and expand!</i> 652 00:54:15,695 --> 00:54:18,808 <i>Factories, go shine iridescent!</i> 653 00:54:18,913 --> 00:54:22,731 <i>Today we are building socialism -</i> 654 00:54:22,835 --> 00:54:30,050 <i>It's alive, real, and true.</i> 655 00:54:34,421 --> 00:54:37,573 <i>Warm us, Sun!</i> 656 00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:41,316 <i>Play, Sun!</i> 657 00:54:41,842 --> 00:54:45,189 <i>Burn, our Sun!</i> 658 00:54:46,298 --> 00:54:49,663 THE FUTURE GENERATION FINDS THE FROZEN PRISYPKIN 659 00:54:49,767 --> 00:54:52,896 AND DECIDES TO RESURRECT HIM. 660 00:55:23,227 --> 00:55:25,100 I've slept it off! 661 00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:32,064 Forgive me, comrades, I was plastered! 662 00:55:33,706 --> 00:55:36,678 What militia station is this? 663 00:55:39,745 --> 00:55:44,342 I can always prove my identity. 664 00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:48,747 I've got my documents with me. 665 00:56:06,002 --> 00:56:08,549 International Red Aid - paid. 666 00:56:09,649 --> 00:56:12,311 OSOAVIAKhIM - paid! 667 00:56:13,374 --> 00:56:16,338 "Down With Illiteracy" - here you are! 668 00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:18,983 And what is this? 669 00:56:23,331 --> 00:56:26,942 A marriage certificate... 670 00:56:29,505 --> 00:56:31,898 Right, I married yesterday. 671 00:56:33,751 --> 00:56:36,821 Where are you? Who's kissing your finger tips? 672 00:56:36,925 --> 00:56:38,732 There'll be hell to pay at home! 673 00:56:38,836 --> 00:56:41,217 Here's my union card. 674 00:56:41,889 --> 00:56:44,605 All my unpaid union dues! 675 00:56:44,709 --> 00:56:45,781 What day is today? 676 00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,602 The forms... 677 00:57:00,694 --> 00:57:02,460 They'll ask for the forms! 678 00:57:03,158 --> 00:57:05,528 Local Committee... District Committee... 679 00:57:05,632 --> 00:57:08,271 My God! My wife! 680 00:57:10,873 --> 00:57:12,291 Let me out of here! 681 00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:15,418 Let me out of here! 682 00:57:18,211 --> 00:57:19,752 Let me out of here! 683 00:57:25,533 --> 00:57:26,761 Where am I? 684 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:28,853 Where did you put me? 685 00:57:30,990 --> 00:57:35,557 Highways! Highways! Coachman! 686 00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:45,357 The highways of the future amazed the defrozen mammal. 687 00:57:45,882 --> 00:57:49,191 This pure example of the petty bourgeoisie 688 00:57:49,556 --> 00:57:52,270 found himself in a new world. 689 00:58:06,467 --> 00:58:07,920 Hello! Hello! 690 00:58:08,336 --> 00:58:12,163 This is the President of the Institute for Human Resurrection. 691 00:58:12,475 --> 00:58:15,029 I want to inform you about new circumstances 692 00:58:15,133 --> 00:58:17,725 relating to the amazing experiment 693 00:58:17,933 --> 00:58:21,394 of bringing a frozen creature back to life. 694 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:23,971 I'll read the resolution! 695 00:58:24,388 --> 00:58:28,322 Moved by sanitary-inspection stations of the metallurgical 696 00:58:28,426 --> 00:58:31,385 and chemical enterprises of the Donbass: 697 00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:37,655 In view of the danger of the spread of the bacteria 698 00:58:37,759 --> 00:58:40,295 of arrogance and sycophancy, 699 00:58:41,043 --> 00:58:43,683 we demand that the exhibit remain 700 00:58:44,327 --> 00:58:46,658 in its refrigerated state. 701 00:58:47,230 --> 00:58:48,621 A word, please! 702 00:58:49,036 --> 00:58:51,790 This is the opinion of the majority of the members 703 00:58:51,894 --> 00:58:53,846 of the Academic council of our institute. 704 00:58:55,652 --> 00:58:57,147 The rapid passage of time 705 00:58:57,151 --> 00:59:00,379 will sweep and cut away all heavy ballast, 706 00:59:00,483 --> 00:59:02,453 the ballast of those devastated by unbelief. 707 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:04,755 The future will accept all those 708 00:59:04,859 --> 00:59:07,291 who have at least one trait 709 00:59:07,395 --> 00:59:09,777 that ties the person to the collective: 710 00:59:09,881 --> 00:59:12,341 the joy of work, the desire to sacrifice, 711 00:59:12,445 --> 00:59:14,338 the tireless urge to invent, 712 00:59:14,442 --> 00:59:18,754 the gift of generosity, a pride in one's humanity. 713 00:59:19,672 --> 00:59:22,346 Going by its external mimetic characteristics, 714 00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:27,077 this ressurected mammal should be classified under <i>homo sapiens</i>. 715 00:59:27,181 --> 00:59:30,540 My colleague Dr. Beryozkina is mistaken. 716 00:59:30,816 --> 00:59:33,668 Utilizing the method of comparative zoology, 717 00:59:33,772 --> 00:59:36,816 I have become convinced that we're dealing with... 718 00:59:37,518 --> 00:59:40,978 a most dangerous anthropoid simulant. 719 00:59:41,186 --> 00:59:43,155 And that this is... 720 00:59:43,508 --> 00:59:45,672 the most remarkable of parasites. 721 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,550 In the not too distant time, in the mattresses of time 722 00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:51,510 there were always two types. 723 00:59:51,615 --> 00:59:55,695 They're different in size, but identical in essence: 724 00:59:55,799 --> 00:59:58,657 the famous <i>bedbugus normalis</i> 725 00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:00,823 and <i>bourgeoisius vulgaris</i>. 726 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:04,361 The difference between them was only that 727 01:00:04,570 --> 01:00:09,914 <i>bedbugus normalis</i>, having gorged itself on the body of a human, 728 01:00:10,018 --> 01:00:11,667 fell under the bed. 729 01:00:11,771 --> 01:00:17,132 And <i>bourgeoisius vulgaris</i> having gorged itself on the body of all mankind, 730 01:00:17,236 --> 01:00:19,120 fell onto the bed. 731 01:00:41,081 --> 01:00:44,591 Give me a drink... 732 01:00:44,695 --> 01:00:46,959 I made you breakfast. 733 01:00:49,648 --> 01:00:55,105 We give this only to cosmonauts and investigators of the sea depths. 734 01:00:55,209 --> 01:00:58,106 Try it. It's very delicious. 735 01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:03,369 I don't need your breakfast! 736 01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:12,201 Give me a drink, please. 737 01:01:12,409 --> 01:01:15,838 It's good that I envisaged this relapse. 738 01:01:20,422 --> 01:01:23,007 Cognac "Cosmos". 739 01:01:23,454 --> 01:01:28,800 It gives you energy, and has the same taste as the French "Napoleon". 740 01:01:28,904 --> 01:01:32,586 You can drink it at work and when you're sunbathing by the sea. 741 01:01:32,691 --> 01:01:35,721 One hundred percent lack of alcohol. 742 01:01:40,034 --> 01:01:42,039 Like giving lemonade to an elephant. 743 01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:46,928 You ressurect me and now you make fun of me! 744 01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:50,849 Give me a drink! 745 01:01:52,247 --> 01:01:55,632 Give me a drink! 746 01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,499 Indeed, this is an amazing parasite. 747 01:02:02,239 --> 01:02:06,828 The dispute about his future fate engaged not only the scientists, 748 01:02:07,036 --> 01:02:09,352 but also me and directors of this film. 749 01:02:09,633 --> 01:02:13,894 There was something of a confrontation between us. 750 01:02:14,723 --> 01:02:17,289 The thing is that in "The Bedbug" everything ends as follows: 751 01:02:17,393 --> 01:02:19,826 the people of the future, that is - me and you, 752 01:02:20,192 --> 01:02:24,211 put this anthropoid creature into a zoo cage. 753 01:02:25,294 --> 01:02:28,830 And I thought that this is how this film should end. 754 01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:32,370 However, the directors decided to transfer Prisypkin to that world 755 01:02:32,474 --> 01:02:35,582 where there is an elegant life even today, 756 01:02:35,686 --> 01:02:40,548 and where there's a larder for people such as Skripkin and Bochkin. 757 01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:43,896 In response to my doubts, they cited Mayakovsky, 758 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,041 who really did say that he would insert into the play 759 01:02:48,145 --> 01:02:52,317 "Facts about the philistinistic bastards of the past and the future." 760 01:02:52,525 --> 01:02:55,843 "Recent political and domestic news". 761 01:02:56,051 --> 01:02:59,797 Everyone knows who has the final say in a film. The directors. 762 01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:01,463 And they decided to do it their own way. 763 01:03:01,567 --> 01:03:02,980 I'm not responsible for it. 764 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:14,433 GIVE US AN ELEGANT LIFE (PART TWO) 765 01:04:55,752 --> 01:04:57,827 Give me...! 766 01:05:01,503 --> 01:05:03,553 Give me...! 767 01:05:10,557 --> 01:05:12,740 ...a drink! 768 01:06:05,241 --> 01:06:06,441 DING DING DING 769 01:06:18,242 --> 01:06:19,342 BANG! BANG! BANG! 770 01:06:40,972 --> 01:06:45,217 Gorblimey! Can't decide what to choose from all this... 771 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:38,354 HOUSE OF MIRRORS 772 01:09:17,898 --> 01:09:20,507 BANQUET HALL 773 01:11:09,834 --> 01:11:14,596 RELICT MAMMAL THE SO-CALLED LOCH NESS MONSTER 774 01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:17,928 BIRTHPLACE: SCOTLAND 775 01:13:12,169 --> 01:13:13,904 A rollie, huh? 776 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:20,277 Marijuana 777 01:13:58,353 --> 01:14:01,147 DIOGENES 778 01:14:07,434 --> 01:14:10,242 THE BEST REMEDY 779 01:14:11,802 --> 01:14:14,561 FOR HAIR GROWING 780 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:32,617 <i>Listen to me, brothers, the truth is like a garment:</i> 781 01:14:32,825 --> 01:14:40,724 <i>It should be convenient and fit just right.</i> 782 01:14:40,932 --> 01:14:49,764 <i>Christ and Buddha are no longer trendy,</i> 783 01:14:49,972 --> 01:14:55,006 <i>Only Diogenes! Only Diogenes -</i> 784 01:14:55,719 --> 01:14:59,753 <i>Is just right for us.</i> 785 01:15:01,321 --> 01:15:06,489 <i>He proclaimed: Let's go back to nature!</i> 786 01:15:06,697 --> 01:15:10,426 <i>And to hell with all the bustle around.</i> 787 01:15:12,052 --> 01:15:14,835 <i>I'll live in a barrel, but I'll be free,</i> 788 01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:16,857 <i>And let my hair grow long!</i> 789 01:15:17,482 --> 01:15:20,180 <i>I'll live in a barrel, but I'll be free,</i> 790 01:15:20,284 --> 01:15:22,026 <i>And let my hair grow long!</i> 791 01:15:22,547 --> 01:15:27,378 <i>And we also have to live this way.</i> 792 01:15:27,586 --> 01:15:31,381 <i>Brothers, our time has come!</i> 793 01:15:32,714 --> 01:15:35,332 <i>And other classes, bosses and masses,</i> 794 01:15:35,436 --> 01:15:37,241 <i>May grow bald without us!</i> 795 01:15:38,013 --> 01:15:40,418 <i>And other classes, bosses and masses,</i> 796 01:15:40,522 --> 01:15:42,320 <i>May grow bald without us!</i> 797 01:15:42,424 --> 01:15:46,250 <i>Hasten to buy the elixir "Diogenes" -</i> 798 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:50,675 <i>And your hair will grow to your knees!</i> 799 01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:52,276 DIOGENES 800 01:15:53,029 --> 01:15:56,761 <i>I'll sing, enraptured, and begin to cry.</i> 801 01:15:56,866 --> 01:16:00,561 <i>When you're with me, I become drunk without wine.</i> 802 01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:04,735 <i>It's impossible to escape from fate with laughter,</i> 803 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:08,249 <i>As soon as I touch these strings, you'll be mine.</i> 804 01:16:08,353 --> 01:16:12,215 <i>We live once and die once,</i> 805 01:16:12,319 --> 01:16:16,194 <i>Kiss me and don't be sad, why should we get married?</i> 806 01:16:16,298 --> 01:16:19,739 <i>All the horses left, they raced away,</i> 807 01:16:19,843 --> 01:16:23,741 <i>I'm at the saloon and the sadness eats my soul.</i> 808 01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:27,466 <i>Hey, beautiful, wait a little bit,</i> 809 01:16:34,888 --> 01:16:38,658 <i>Let me get a drink and I'll be yours.</i> 810 01:16:38,763 --> 01:16:42,304 <i>I'll sing, enraptured, and begin to cry.</i> 811 01:16:42,408 --> 01:16:45,865 <i>When you're with me, I become drunk without wine.</i> 812 01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:49,453 <i>I'll sing, enraptured, and you'll be mine!</i> 813 01:16:49,557 --> 01:16:52,726 <i>Let's all have another round!</i> 814 01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,970 <i>Let's all have another round!</i> 815 01:17:07,265 --> 01:17:10,867 <i>Oh, you horses, falcon-horses!,</i> 816 01:17:10,971 --> 01:17:14,752 <i>How far have you ridden away from me?</i> 817 01:17:14,856 --> 01:17:18,730 <i>Oh, you horses, are you far or near?</i> 818 01:17:30,255 --> 01:17:33,223 <i>Let's all have another round!</i> 819 01:17:34,030 --> 01:17:36,550 <i>Let's all have another round!</i> 820 01:17:37,818 --> 01:17:41,589 <i>We live once and die once...</i> 821 01:17:44,325 --> 01:17:46,668 Come on, sing it! 822 01:17:51,108 --> 01:17:58,400 <i>Kiss me and don't be sad, why should we get married?</i> 823 01:18:06,832 --> 01:18:09,757 You have talent, citizen Skripkin! 824 01:18:10,915 --> 01:18:15,954 However, in the conditions of the socialist system, you have no place to let loose. 825 01:18:16,856 --> 01:18:20,269 You must break through into Europe. 826 01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:23,070 Klak! Flash! 827 01:18:24,871 --> 01:18:26,771 PRESS CONFERENCE 828 01:18:28,306 --> 01:18:30,710 Gentlemen of the press, 829 01:18:30,815 --> 01:18:36,210 Let me introduce you to Mr. Skripkin. 830 01:18:52,299 --> 01:18:57,105 He fled from the socialist paradise. 831 01:18:58,146 --> 01:19:05,052 And as a statement of protest against the oppression of the free individual... 832 01:19:05,947 --> 01:19:10,994 changed the vulgar name "Ivan" 833 01:19:12,085 --> 01:19:16,486 into the more melodious "Pierre". 834 01:19:27,021 --> 01:19:29,300 I'm pleased to announce to you 835 01:19:30,230 --> 01:19:34,377 that Mr. Skripkin has signed a contract 836 01:19:34,481 --> 01:19:37,298 with our famous firm, 837 01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:43,247 and now he will sing to the glory of "Diogenes" 838 01:19:43,455 --> 01:19:47,659 and the entire free world! 839 01:21:45,888 --> 01:21:49,184 Comrades! Citizens! 840 01:21:49,473 --> 01:21:50,932 Brothers! 841 01:21:51,275 --> 01:21:53,261 I'm one of you! 842 01:21:54,761 --> 01:21:57,609 <i>We all are parts of one folk...!</i> 843 01:22:04,783 --> 01:22:05,956 Gentlemen! 844 01:22:06,539 --> 01:22:07,768 Misters! 845 01:22:08,592 --> 01:22:09,999 Monsieurs! 846 01:22:11,277 --> 01:22:12,968 I'm just an artist! 847 01:24:00,518 --> 01:24:01,524 BEDBUG 848 01:24:04,876 --> 01:24:06,265 LITTLE BEDBUG 849 01:24:06,369 --> 01:24:07,924 DARLING LITTLE BEDBUG 850 01:24:33,838 --> 01:24:38,082 In my play, a person who forcefully breaks away from his class 851 01:24:38,086 --> 01:24:42,553 for the sake of personal comfort is the image of political pacification. 852 01:24:42,775 --> 01:24:47,916 Political philistinism follows from domestic philistinism. --Mayakovsky 853 01:24:48,217 --> 01:24:52,917 Main roles by: Leonid Bronevoy, Galina Volchek, Iya Savvina, Yuri Chernov 854 01:24:59,418 --> 01:25:11,518 Actors and voice-actors 855 01:25:11,619 --> 01:25:19,919 Director's assistants, Camera assistants, Editor, Makeup artist 856 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:28,620 Script editor, musical editor, conductor 857 01:25:28,821 --> 01:25:36,221 Production director 858 01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:38,422 The End 859 01:25:38,481 --> 01:25:42,165 Translated by daftdigger & Niffiwan, based on Max Hayward's work, Specially for KG 860 01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:44,248 Helped by: AlchemistOfSorrows, applesouce, corvusalbus, Veikko