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1 00:00:05,799 --> 00:00:07,620 Federal Agency for Culture and Cinematography 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,760 “PILOT” the big animation studio 3 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,459 Present 4 00:00:14,119 --> 00:00:16,119 We live in Russia. 5 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:21,620 The state emblem of Russia is a two-headed eagle. 6 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:28,210 St. George the victor is on his chest (Piercing an evil dragon). 7 00:00:29,269 --> 00:00:31,239 The Russian flag is three-colored: 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,800 white, blue and red. 9 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:36,750 The capital is Moscow. 10 00:00:37,299 --> 00:00:40,379 Russia is the largest country in the world. 11 00:00:40,899 --> 00:00:44,460 There are many lakes and rivers. 12 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:51,200 The region of most lakes is Karelia. 13 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:57,390 On the Kizhi island stands an old wooden church. 14 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,680 It was built without a single nail. 15 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:03,099 The capital of Karelia is Petrozavodsk. 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:09,609 Long ago cannons, ship anchors and rapiers were made here. 17 00:01:09,909 --> 00:01:16,429 The largest berries and mushrooms grow in karelian forests. 18 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:22,329 And here fly the largest mosquitoes. 19 00:01:23,069 --> 00:01:31,119 Funny animals are made out of birch bark. 20 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,540 All kinds of tales are told here. 21 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:42,550 And each of the tales is like a precious stone, a gem. 22 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,140 "MOUNTAIN OF GEMS" 23 00:01:53,209 --> 00:01:56,349 “ABOUT A RAM AND A GOAT” 24 00:02:04,519 --> 00:02:09,930 This one man had a ram and a… 25 00:02:11,629 --> 00:02:16,990 …I forgot. Well, what’s it… ah… a goat! 26 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:27,930 Get out of here! 27 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,210 Damn you!… 28 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,990 One day lots of guests came to see the master. 29 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,070 Oh! Finally! 30 00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:06,389 Oh, gosh! 31 00:03:06,509 --> 00:03:10,259 He decided to knife the ram. 32 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:14,679 The ram’s tastier than the goat, anyway. 33 00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:23,229 Ram!…ram!… 34 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,400 and they’ll kill you!… 35 00:03:32,069 --> 00:03:32,959 let’s run into the forest! 36 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:34,019 What about hay? 37 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:36,550 There’s tons of hay! 38 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,069 Well, let’s run… 39 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,349 Oh!…where?!!…ah?!!…gone!!! Ah?… 40 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:05,100 So they agreed and kept going. 41 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:21,589 They see a cow’s skull. 42 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:29,719 Oh, wow! 43 00:04:29,889 --> 00:04:31,199 What a head! 44 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,500 You know, you should put this skull into the bag. 45 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:36,579 What bag you talking about? 46 00:04:36,889 --> 00:04:39,279 Why on earth do we need it… 47 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,579 take it… anything might come in handy. 48 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,060 Why on earth? 49 00:04:45,209 --> 00:04:49,089 A wisp of hay would be better, of course. 50 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,970 You dumb sheep! 51 00:04:51,319 --> 00:04:54,300 Oh, you start cursing at every trifle. 52 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,879 But the ram obeyed the goat. 53 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:04,379 He took the skull and they went into the woods. 54 00:05:12,269 --> 00:05:14,629 They got into the very thicket. 55 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:17,080 At night it grew cold. 56 00:05:17,389 --> 00:05:19,539 Even steam started coming out of noses. 57 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:10,930 It’s getting cold. 58 00:06:11,149 --> 00:06:12,500 My tale is all frozen. 59 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,369 Look there, a fire! 60 00:06:21,579 --> 00:06:23,500 Let’s go, maybe we’ll get warm. 61 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,990 Here comes our dinner! 62 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:44,250 That’s put the lid on us! 63 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:46,189 What lid? 64 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,870 Quiet, quiet. Stop… 65 00:06:50,259 --> 00:06:51,469 Hey, guys! 66 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,349 Hello! 67 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,389 Well? Just sitting here, eh? 68 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,370 You cold or something? 69 00:06:57,399 --> 00:06:58,719 Warming ourselves. 70 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,569 Well, it is getting cold, of course… 71 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,889 what you got there in the bag? 72 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:06,759 Give it here! 73 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:08,859 We should make a meat jelly! 74 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:11,250 The main care against the cold is 75 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:13,409 to make sure you don’t starve to death… 76 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,050 bring it here, anyway. 77 00:07:15,439 --> 00:07:16,199 What? 78 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:17,009 Come on, why’re you stalling?!! 79 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:17,979 Give a head here! You know!!… 80 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,720 a wolf’s head!!! 81 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:25,569 And pick a big one! To make the jelly richer! 82 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:30,150 Here… well… e-eh… that’s what I had, here. 83 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:35,540 Not that one!… 84 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:38,069 …there’s another one, with more teeth! 85 00:07:40,069 --> 00:07:40,920 You mean this one? 86 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,530 You really are a dumb sheep. 87 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:44,839 Wrong one again!… 88 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,280 the one that’s on the very bottom! 89 00:07:47,370 --> 00:07:48,540 Get that one, come on!… 90 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:50,050 The fatter one! 91 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:52,980 Which one do you mean? 92 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:55,329 The one that we cut off the last! 93 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,660 And the ears, the ears! 94 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:01,879 What a great wolf! 95 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:05,180 Just the right one for meat-jelly! 96 00:08:05,389 --> 00:08:07,279 Let’s stew it! 97 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,150 Did you see that?!! 98 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:09,159 A whole bag! 99 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,259 They cut ‘em off!!! 100 00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:12,579 We should run! 101 00:08:12,829 --> 00:08:17,009 So, do you have a pot orbucket without holes? 102 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:19,000 We have a bucket, it’s there… 103 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:22,129 under the asp… under the tree… 104 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,110 it’s hidden. 105 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:25,250 Go, run!!! Get the bucket. 106 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:31,410 What about me?!!! 107 00:08:57,549 --> 00:08:59,689 So… where’re we in such a hurry to? 108 00:09:00,059 --> 00:09:00,959 Oh, such trouble! 109 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,569 This one came to us … 110 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:03,540 … what’s his name … 111 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:04,419 …a goat. 112 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:05,850 …And with him a ram! 113 00:09:05,889 --> 00:09:08,789 They have a whole bag of wolves’ heads… 114 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,200 so we got scared. 115 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,009 Oh, you’re such fools! 116 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,710 Scared of a goat and a ram. 117 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,460 Let’s go back. 118 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,050 It’s time for dinner! 119 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:40,590 We’re almost there. 120 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:42,250 We’ll settle things now! 121 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:44,940 Oh, come on! Ouch!!! 122 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,029 Get on the oak. 123 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:48,889 Why on earth…? 124 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,530 Come on, ram! 125 00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:55,339 Here’s that clearing. 126 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,389 Well? 127 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,870 So where’s that goat? 128 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:07,470 And where’s that ram? Where?!!! 129 00:10:07,529 --> 00:10:08,449 I don’t know. 130 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,129 Just now, they were sitting right here. 131 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,060 E-ew… a goat!!! 132 00:10:19,299 --> 00:10:22,919 Yeah! A puzzle. I’ll have to fortune-tell. 133 00:10:24,059 --> 00:10:30,500 A boar taught me to tell fortunes using acorns. 134 00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:33,209 Get me some acorns, guys. 135 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:36,240 I’ll use them to tell fortunes. 136 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,660 I’ll tell where the goat and ram are. 137 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:41,539 Acorns won’t lie. 138 00:10:41,649 --> 00:10:43,209 They’ll show everything right. 139 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:48,100 I’ll fall… I can’t hold anymore, 140 00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:49,069 my hoofs are tired. 141 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:51,460 Hold on, dear ram! 142 00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:55,439 I don’t see any acorns… there, loads of them! 143 00:10:55,549 --> 00:10:57,349 Ram, dear hold on! 144 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,570 The bear, hold the bear! 145 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,039 Forget about the wolves! 146 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,259 Who cares… if we could get… a bear! 147 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,830 So why on earth are we sitting here? 148 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:56,300 Some hay’d be nice! 149 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:07,769 Let’s build a log hut and live here! 150 00:12:08,029 --> 00:12:08,870 Let’s. 151 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,040 So that’s what they did 152 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:25,170 they built a hut and lived in it for a 103 years. 153 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,469 The wolves ran errands for them. 154 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,730 And the bear worked at the bee-garden. 155 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,419 It’s nice to be close to honey. 156 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:38,059 Here such history has happened