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Subtitles for Banquet (1986)

English
March 10 2022 05:48:11
Created by Dust Angel, Niffiwan₂
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Original subs by Dust Angel, edited by Niffiwan in 2022. Could still be improved.

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1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,500 <b>BANQUET</b> 2 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:27,731 Let's get started! 3 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:32,729 Like so... so that nothing falls on my clothes. 4 00:01:46,366 --> 00:01:49,453 - How does it look? - Very good. 5 00:02:07,189 --> 00:02:10,068 What an unexpected surprise! 6 00:02:14,615 --> 00:02:18,559 So, who wants some bread? Here you go, here you go. 7 00:02:19,036 --> 00:02:23,012 You can use your hands. - Sure! 8 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,190 I love salad. 9 00:02:27,102 --> 00:02:30,854 No, go on, take it. 10 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:35,048 Among us, it is proper to concede before women and older people. 11 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:43,703 I will now ask everybody to fill their glasses! 12 00:02:44,662 --> 00:02:46,928 Allow me. - Enough! 13 00:02:54,543 --> 00:02:56,439 In here. 14 00:02:58,255 --> 00:03:01,072 Dear Vasily Petrovich! 15 00:03:17,743 --> 00:03:20,255 Eat something with your drink! Do I have to tell you again?! 16 00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:24,959 How many degrees is this? Is it strong? 17 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,659 Nothing worth fussing over! "Degrees", hah! 18 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:29,446 Oh, hell! 19 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:35,429 - Pour salt on it. - Yes, yes, here you go. Oh, hell! 20 00:03:37,536 --> 00:03:42,671 Salt should be thrown across the left shoulder and everybody should laugh. 21 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,124 Pardon me! 22 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:54,203 Between firsts and seconds, We'll have a short break! 23 00:03:55,725 --> 00:03:59,227 Dear Vasily Petrovich! 24 00:04:01,924 --> 00:04:06,275 Didn't I tell you to eat something while you drink?! - I'm fine! 25 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,504 So... where's the salt? 26 00:04:10,004 --> 00:04:15,504 - Here it is. - Good, good. 27 00:04:17,969 --> 00:04:19,880 Do you want to hear an anecdote? 28 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:36,231 Oh, hell! 29 00:04:36,847 --> 00:04:43,510 Between thirds and seconds, what do we have? A short break! 30 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:47,974 Dear Petrovich! 31 00:04:55,014 --> 00:04:57,863 - Have you seen latest Mihalkov movie? - What? 32 00:04:58,270 --> 00:05:02,527 - To tell the truth, I don't remember the title... - Help yourself. 33 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:06,793 Actually, I don't smoke... - Go on! - Well, just to be sociable... - Sure! 34 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:17,590 Whom did I tell to eat?! 35 00:05:18,908 --> 00:05:23,444 Have you read that foreign novel about the psychic? I don't remember the name... 36 00:05:24,972 --> 00:05:27,221 Dear Vasily! 37 00:05:32,427 --> 00:05:34,100 That's to good luck. 38 00:05:37,325 --> 00:05:38,373 To good luck. 39 00:05:39,063 --> 00:05:41,946 Hurrah! 40 00:05:42,063 --> 00:05:45,146 - Why are you raising an empty glass? - I've had enough. 41 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:49,428 Don't you respect Vasily Petrovich? Give him a full glass! 42 00:05:49,899 --> 00:05:52,844 - I'm not allowed [to drink]. - Everybody's not allowed [to drink]. 43 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,602 - I have an ulcer. - Everybody has an ulcer. 44 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,008 And there's no more food... 45 00:06:01,559 --> 00:06:04,984 - Dear... - Drink to the bottom! 46 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:22,736 Well... it can happen to anyone! 47 00:06:23,104 --> 00:06:24,631 Whom did I tell to have a bite! 48 00:06:26,256 --> 00:06:28,079 Eat, you eyesore! 49 00:06:46,654 --> 00:06:52,358 I want to ask you to a dance. And only, only you. 50 00:07:29,356 --> 00:07:31,216 Oh, hell! 51 00:07:35,356 --> 00:07:37,716 - Never mind! - It can happen to anyone! 52 00:07:38,956 --> 00:07:42,516 Everyone, please fill up your glasses! 53 00:07:44,906 --> 00:07:51,627 - Dear... what was your name? - To beautiful dames! 54 00:07:57,004 --> 00:07:58,272 Vasya, you've had enough! 55 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,791 Good sitting. 56 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:10,513 What's this? What is this called? 57 00:08:12,266 --> 00:08:15,607 Champagne. I'll open it. 58 00:08:18,438 --> 00:08:22,135 - Only not at me! - Direct it aside, I have a new dress. 59 00:08:23,189 --> 00:08:27,055 Careful! Don't be afraid. 60 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:21,951 Dear Vasenka. Congratulations on your birthday. I wish you health and happiness. Your Mom. 61 00:09:27,094 --> 00:09:32,951 The End (subtitles: Dust Angel, Niffiwan)