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Subtitles for The Visual Aid (1991)

English
December 03 2021 09:47:14
Created by Eus, Niffiwan
Nenaglyadnoye posobiye.1991.en.1.25fps.1638524834.srt ⭳
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Original subs by Eus (Nov. 2014), heavily modified by Niffiwan (Dec. 2021). This film has some Russian-language wordplay that is rather hard to translate, so the final translation is of necessity a compromise.

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1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,990 Soyuzmultfilm 2 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:12,160 The Visual Aid 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,200 written by Grigoriy Oster directed by Ivan Ufimtsev 4 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,990 art directors: Leonid Shvartsman, N. Kabanova cameraman Igor Dianov 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,110 music A. Shelygin sound Boris Filchikov 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,000 animators Sergey Olifirenko, V. Golubev 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,230 voice artists Vsevolod Larionov (Parrot) Nadezhda Rumyantseva (Monkey) V. Livanov (Boa), M. Kozakov (Little Elephant) 8 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:34,160 puppets and decor Nataliya Grinberg, Nikolay Zaklyakov, Yuriy Aksenov, L. Lyutinskaya, Valeriy Petrov, V. Konobeyev, Vladimir Alisov, Aleksandr Belyayev, 9 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:39,000 Oleg Masainov, Nadezhda Lyarskaya, Vladimir Abbakumov, Anna Vetyukova V. Grishin, Nataliya Barkovskaya, Mihail Koltunov, Nina Moleva 10 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,110 montage G. Filatova script editor Nataliya Abramova 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,030 executive producer V. Lavrik 12 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,733 Troubled? 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,150 very 14 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,240 Relax. 15 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,230 Do not disturb me. I need to decide on a course of action to take. 16 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,040 Are you? And are you doing it properly? 17 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,990 Not properly! 18 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,190 What do you mean "not properly"? 19 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,080 One needs to take a teaspoon three times a day before meals 20 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,190 Quiet! 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:46,030 To decide on which course to take, you must close your eyes, raise your head... 22 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,990 And open your mouth! 23 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,110 But why? 24 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,160 So that something delicious can fall in! 25 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,040 Delicious things don't fall in your mouth by themselves 26 00:01:55,040 --> 00:02:02,150 It's necessary, to raise your head, close your eyes and... then what? 27 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,040 - What? - What? 28 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,200 Think!! 29 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,200 Well? Have you taken it yet? 30 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:18,120 Hold on, hold on, hold on... No. 31 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,110 You're not thinking right. 32 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,160 And I? Am I thinking right? 33 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,030 Because I can even do this... 34 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:47,190 Try this part on top... this below... like that... now bow slightly to one side... 35 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,230 Right! 36 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,990 I decided on what course to take! 37 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:02,110 I got to the outcome that I need to figure. 38 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:07,160 Hurrah! I love to make figures 39 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:20,070 Ugh, Monkey, what have you done now! 40 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,070 Keep her contained! 41 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,040 What are you doing? 42 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,230 What are you doing? 43 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,040 Making figures! 44 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:43,000 But he means another kind of figuring! 45 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,070 What other kind? 46 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,110 Calculating! 47 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:51,200 But then show me. Show me this other kind right away! 48 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,080 That's just what I don't know! 49 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,110 Hello... I beg your pardon. 50 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,030 Little Elephant, what kinds of figuring do you know? 51 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:10,200 I know: addition, subtraction, multiplication, division 52 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,000 And are those calculating sorts of figuring? 53 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,080 Yes - it's called math. 54 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,080 - And how do you do them? - Well... 55 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,240 ...take away, add... 56 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:48,200 And what do you figure this is? It's just stealing. 57 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,990 Who, who, who explains things in such a poor way?! 58 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,120 Me, begging your pardon. 59 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,040 I will explain it myself. 60 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,080 First, divide the bananas. 61 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,200 Two each. 62 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,000 Thank you. 63 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,200 Two each! 64 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,190 Now... 65 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,080 We'll need a visual aid 66 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,150 Hold on, what kind of aid? 67 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:35,000 A visual one... to put on display! 68 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,150 Oh, you should put me on display! 69 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,230 I will be your beautiful helper 70 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,150 A visual aid!! 71 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:47,990 I will aid any visual! You can look and look at me, and never want to stop looking! 72 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:52,040 I am your beautiful - elegant looker 73 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,000 And I know three techniques: La-la, lu-lu, li-li. 74 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:02,190 So that for three weeks, You will not sleep or eat 75 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:08,120 But only look at me - look, look, look! 76 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,190 Cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot, Cannot keep your eyes away! 77 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,200 I am your beautiful - elegant looker! 78 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:31,000 Elegant, elegant, elegant, just beyond comparison. 79 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:41,110 Very well done, but I don't get it! 80 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,190 Excuse me! 81 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,150 You'll soon get it! 82 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:56,200 I shall now explain the activities of calculation named "mathematics"! 83 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:04,120 The first activity is addition 84 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:10,030 In addition, everything increases 85 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,000 The bananas too? 86 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,080 Everything. 87 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,240 Wow - Mathematics! 88 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,150 Now that's a good sort of figuring! 89 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,990 Stand there! 90 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,110 We give Monkey a banana 91 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,990 Come on! 92 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,240 Thank you. 93 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,990 Now another. 94 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,120 Fine, take it. 95 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,120 Well, what's the sum? 96 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,240 Two and a half. 97 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:51,040 Hmm, can't be! Hmm, it should be four. 98 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,150 Well, it isn't. 99 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,080 She's eating them, if you'll excuse me! 100 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:59,070 Oh, who does a thing like that?! 101 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,230 Everyone that gets bananas 102 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,200 Hmm, well, good - let it be two. 103 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,240 Now let's subtract. 104 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,120 Boa! 105 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,190 Huh? What? 106 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:18,040 Take one banana away from Monkey. 107 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,200 I'll take it away right away! 108 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,000 And what do we get? 109 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,000 In my opinion, a fight, begging your pardon. 110 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,070 Let go! 111 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,040 Stop... this is not scholarly. 112 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,070 I don't like this subtracting. 113 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,160 Yes, probably multiplication will be more interesting. 114 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,990 Interesting... but there won't be any multiplication today. 115 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,120 - There won't? - Well, why not? 116 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,030 The bananas are all gone. 117 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,030 Will the bananas go again tomorrow? 118 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,110 Maybe. 119 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:10,160 If the weather is good. 120 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:16,040 I suggest that when we do math tomorrow... 121 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:23,700 we start with dividing and only after that do the rest. 122 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,110 The End Subs by Eus & Niffiwan Soyuzmultfilm 1991