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Subtitles for Winter in Prostokvashino (1984)

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September 07 2022 06:57:13
Created by Evangelisto, Jooler, mykstery, Niffiwan
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Originally translated at Notabenoid in 2011, but with plenty of errors. Translation heavily revised by Niffiwan in 2022. This one was particularly difficult to translate in some spots because of some rather language-specific idioms (e.g. at the 8-minute mark).

The cat's name, "Matroskin", means "Sailor". The dog's name, "Sharik", means ball or balloon and is a common dog name much like "Fido". The village "Prostokvashino" is named after the dairy drink Prostokvasha - soured milk. The closest analogue that is sold in Anglo countries seems to be "buttermilk", which is why the village's name is sometimes translated as "Buttermilk Village".

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1 00:00:04,227 --> 00:00:08,777 Soyuzmultfilm 2 00:00:09,178 --> 00:00:13,478 Winter in Prostokvashino 3 00:00:27,877 --> 00:00:30,277 - Gosh! 4 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:33,529 - Gosh! - Right. 5 00:00:33,606 --> 00:00:36,148 - What a situation... - Right. 6 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:40,418 - We're on the cusp of the 21st century... - Right! 7 00:00:41,156 --> 00:00:47,399 Yet the two of us must share one pair of felt boots. Like in the days of yore... 8 00:00:47,765 --> 00:00:48,615 Right. 9 00:00:48,968 --> 00:00:52,297 But why did this come about? Haven't you got the means? 10 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:54,792 I mean, don't you have enough money? 11 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,337 We've got the means... 12 00:00:58,688 --> 00:01:00,538 ...but not the brains. 13 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:04,488 I told this hunter: "buy yourself some felt boots". But what did he do? 14 00:01:06,093 --> 00:01:07,693 What? 15 00:01:09,629 --> 00:01:12,319 He bought himself sneakers. He said: "They look smarter!" 16 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:14,483 Hah, he didn't think that through! 17 00:01:14,887 --> 00:01:17,938 What's the national winter outfit in these rural parts? 18 00:01:18,568 --> 00:01:22,198 Felt boots, cotton trousers, sheepskin coat and fur hat! 19 00:01:22,923 --> 00:01:26,633 Even our students wouldn't wear sneakers in the winter! 20 00:01:27,019 --> 00:01:30,949 - He's a bonehead, a bonehead. - Tell him about it. 21 00:01:31,498 --> 00:01:33,482 Open his eyes to the truth. 22 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:35,633 Clear away the fog. 23 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,887 I can't, because we're not on speaking terms for two days already. 24 00:01:40,672 --> 00:01:41,772 Not two, but three. 25 00:01:41,914 --> 00:01:43,149 Well, that's no problem. 26 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,650 You can send him a telegram, or a letter. 27 00:01:45,751 --> 00:01:47,751 That's what the post office is for! 28 00:01:48,169 --> 00:01:51,159 When something can't be said, people will write a letter. 29 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:54,485 What sort would you like? "Plain" or "festive"? 30 00:01:54,617 --> 00:01:57,585 "Plain", of course! Why should I spoil him with treats? 31 00:01:58,072 --> 00:02:01,262 He doesn't want to spoil me, ha! I don't even need anything from you! 32 00:02:01,943 --> 00:02:05,853 I haven't any "plain" ones in stock, only "festive". 33 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:13,415 Unforeseen expenses again! Okay, give me your "festive" one. 34 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:20,046 "Sharik, you're a bonehead." 35 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,745 That's not right! 36 00:02:21,957 --> 00:02:26,577 If it's a "festive" letter, the addressee must first be congratulated! 37 00:02:26,676 --> 00:02:28,091 Okay, so... 38 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:32,806 "My congratulations, Sharik, 39 00:02:32,907 --> 00:02:35,007 you're a bonehead!" 40 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:38,808 What should I write next? 41 00:02:38,947 --> 00:02:41,497 People usually write about the weather. 42 00:02:41,498 --> 00:02:46,198 The weather? "Our weather is nice..." 43 00:02:46,528 --> 00:02:48,928 Heh-heh-heh! You've got a strange idea of "nice"! 44 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:52,128 A snowstorm's been howling for two days, bow! Swept away all my hunting plans! 45 00:02:52,201 --> 00:02:54,306 Be quiet now, Mr. Dog. 46 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:58,571 If you answer the letter, you can write about your own weather. 47 00:02:58,942 --> 00:03:00,607 But I won't answer his letter! 48 00:03:01,274 --> 00:03:04,617 I'm gonna throw a poker at him! That'll teach him to call me names! 49 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:08,266 Why throw it when the postal service exists? 50 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:11,317 Now we'll pack it up and hand it to the cat. 51 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:14,953 This counts as small parcel delivery. 52 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:20,348 You've been mailed you a poker via small parcel delivery. 53 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:22,449 It was intented to be thrown at you. 54 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:27,490 What's that?! If that's so, I'm gonna throw an iron at him! 55 00:03:28,471 --> 00:03:29,744 Just a minute! 56 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:35,266 It weighs more than 1 kilo - that counts as a large parcel. 57 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,658 Let's deliver it. 58 00:03:39,952 --> 00:03:43,396 And if you want to barrel into him... 59 00:03:43,497 --> 00:03:47,341 the barrel would count as container delivery. 60 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:52,217 That would be a job for the Rural Transit Agency. 61 00:04:18,246 --> 00:04:20,467 I am so sick and tired of all of this! 62 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:26,014 Our flat reminds me of a TV show. 63 00:04:26,115 --> 00:04:28,067 The one they call "What? Where? When?" 64 00:04:28,512 --> 00:04:30,152 Why's that? 65 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:34,446 'Cause you can't see what lies where and when it will all end! 66 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:35,647 30 December 67 00:04:35,798 --> 00:04:37,998 31 December 68 00:04:38,703 --> 00:04:42,769 And furthermore, your gasoline... 69 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:46,070 ...has caused all my flowers to wither! 70 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,664 They didn't wither 'cause of the gasoline. 71 00:04:50,783 --> 00:04:55,443 Flowers, as a rule, wither in those homes where the atmosphere is too harsh! 72 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:57,552 But the one here is too giddy! 73 00:04:58,071 --> 00:05:01,371 You and Uncle Fyodor play ping pong, you play chess... 74 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,563 And you've bought an old, wrecked "Zaporozhets" car. 75 00:05:04,664 --> 00:05:07,776 I have no idea what more you could want! 76 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:10,608 Me and Uncle Fyodor have talked it over, and we've decided... 77 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:11,755 Uh-huh. 78 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:16,462 - ...that it is absolutely vital to get ourselves... a second child. 79 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:17,468 Uh-huh! 80 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,063 To lighten up the harshness and crossness. 81 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:22,689 Oh! Never in my life! 82 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:29,101 - And to celebrate New Year, we want to go to Prostokvashino. 83 00:05:29,614 --> 00:05:31,669 - If you want it so much, 84 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:34,770 then you can go to your Prostokvashino as much as you like. 85 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:39,431 But I can't. I have an upcoming performance in the New-Year show "Little Blue Light". 86 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:42,846 - Then you should just take the last train and come to us. 87 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,819 I, of course, do love nature... 88 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:46,877 ...but not that much... 89 00:05:46,978 --> 00:05:50,306 ...that I'd travel in a concert dress on the train! 90 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:54,429 That's right! It's now bitter cold in Prostokvashino. 91 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:59,102 You'd better wear a concert padded jacket and concert felt boots there. 92 00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:05,072 - I wonder how my friends Sharik and Matroskin are getting on... 93 00:06:05,202 --> 00:06:06,272 (doorbell rings) 94 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:20,830 - Ministry of Communication, Prostokvashino Department. 95 00:06:21,021 --> 00:06:22,506 A speaking letter. 96 00:06:23,097 --> 00:06:24,892 First time in my life I've received such a thing. 97 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,393 I wonder what's inside? 98 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:36,519 - It's me, postman Pechkin. I've brought you the Murzilka magazine! 99 00:06:38,084 --> 00:06:42,439 - Sharik and Matroskin beginning division of property. 100 00:06:42,492 --> 00:06:43,489 FULL-STOP. 101 00:06:43,924 --> 00:06:46,568 - They'll saw the stove in two soon - COMMA. 102 00:06:46,838 --> 00:06:48,975 - And then the cottage - FULL-STOP. 103 00:06:49,597 --> 00:06:52,407 - From: postman Pechkin - FULL-STOP! 104 00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:07,187 Oh, it's so good that you've come! 105 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:09,988 We need to send Sharik an express-telegram. 106 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:13,542 - Here is the form for you to fill out. - Felt pen. 107 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:17,085 Uncle Fyodor will come soon. Full-stop. 108 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:22,455 It is urgent that you take my felt boots and go find a New-Year Tree in the forest. 109 00:07:23,665 --> 00:07:28,355 19 words including delivery. 50 kopeks, please. 110 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:31,054 Mr. Sharik! 111 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:34,455 - There is a telegram for you. Are you going to write an answer? 112 00:07:35,258 --> 00:07:40,070 - No, I'm not. I don't have any money. - You should check in your pockets. 113 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:45,194 - Ha-ha-ha! I don't have pockets either. I will draw him the answer.. 114 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:56,737 - Well, and what is it? What kind of folk art is this? 115 00:07:57,030 --> 00:08:01,049 It's the indigenous American Indian shelter. 116 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,250 "Fig-wam"* they call it! *(screw you) 117 00:08:03,409 --> 00:08:08,639 - Here we are! When we found him, he was basically living at the dump. 118 00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:14,168 We washed him up, cleaned him thoroughly. And now he draws "Fig-wams" for us. 119 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:18,853 It would have been better if Uncle Fyodor had had a turtle in a box instead of you. 120 00:08:19,014 --> 00:08:21,554 Oh yeah? But I feel bad about cutting down New-Year Trees! 121 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:23,962 If everyone starts cutting down New-Year Trees, 122 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,462 soon we'll have only stumps left instead of forest! 123 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:29,673 It's good only for the old ladies, when there are only stumps in the forest! 124 00:08:29,855 --> 00:08:30,745 Why's that? 125 00:08:31,236 --> 00:08:33,463 "Why's that"? You're so dumb! Stumps are just perfect to sit on! 126 00:08:33,832 --> 00:08:37,231 And what are the birds supposed to do? The hares? Have you thought about them? 127 00:08:37,374 --> 00:08:39,814 He's thinking about hares! Who's gonna think about <i>us</i>?! 128 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:42,854 Admiral Johann von Krusenstern? 129 00:08:42,925 --> 00:08:47,152 Allow me to inquire, in the interest of broadening my education: 130 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:51,298 Who would Admiral Johann von Krusenstern be? 131 00:08:51,474 --> 00:08:56,964 I don't know, but it was the name of the steamship my granny used to sail. 132 00:08:57,376 --> 00:08:59,386 He-he! I suppose he wasn't like you! 133 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:02,851 He was probably a good man, if they named a steamship after him. 134 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:06,549 And he wouldn't have chopped down trees! Not like some here... 135 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:20,840 The New Year is about to come, the clock's already striking. 136 00:09:21,498 --> 00:09:28,069 It seems to me that it's not the clock, but someone's foot banging the door. 137 00:09:28,597 --> 00:09:30,307 - Yeah? Come in! 138 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:37,308 - Hello! Guess who I am! 139 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:44,176 Admiral Johann von Krusenstern, man and steamship! 140 00:09:44,576 --> 00:09:47,806 - Gosh! You are just... - Who's there? Who's there? 141 00:09:48,431 --> 00:09:53,623 It's me, postman Pechkin, I've brought you the Murzilka magazine! 142 00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:55,491 - Hurrah! 143 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:56,792 - Happy New... 144 00:09:56,843 --> 00:09:58,143 ...but where's Uncle Fyodor? 145 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:03,050 He's in the car! We couldn't drive here, the road's been snowed in! 146 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:09,300 Prostokvashino - 500 metres. 147 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:28,255 I've heard about draft dogs. 148 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:34,028 But draft cats - that's too much! 149 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:39,971 - Have you ever met draft postmen? - Never you mind! 150 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:43,530 In winter we have such roads and such weather... 151 00:10:43,938 --> 00:10:49,244 ...that even draft <i>academics</i> are not unheard of! I've seen it myself. 152 00:10:50,591 --> 00:10:52,541 Hey stop, stop! 153 00:10:53,294 --> 00:10:57,701 The car is now out of the ditch. I can drive from here. 154 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:08,660 (Sailor's singing) <i>It seems to me now, very often, As if I've been replaced by someone else.</i> 155 00:11:09,528 --> 00:11:17,899 <i>I no longer dream of oceans - A TV set's replaced nature for me, hence...</i> 156 00:11:18,642 --> 00:11:26,142 <i>What was yesterday - I must forget, nay, From tomorrow on, from tomorrow on,</i> 157 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:34,891 <i>Both my neighbours, and my friends will Find the old me gone, find the old me gone...</i> 158 00:11:36,038 --> 00:11:40,278 You've got a strange TV test pattern there - all in circles. 159 00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:45,818 That's no test pattern! That's the result of having cobwebs everywhere! 160 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:50,369 They've got such a pattern in every pot, and even on the stove, 161 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:53,158 since they haven't been on speaking terms. 162 00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:56,260 We've already made peace. 163 00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:59,661 We made peace while pulling Uncle Fyodor out of the snow. 164 00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:07,363 Because teamwork, thankfully for me, brings people together. 165 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:09,269 Matroskin! 166 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:18,730 I'm glad that everything ended well for you. Have a pleasant New Year. 167 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,470 Aren't you gonna spend it with us? 168 00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:24,077 N... no, don't talk me into it. 169 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:27,478 In this day and age, what's the main decoration of the table on holidays? 170 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,692 - Flowers. - Bones. 171 00:12:33,228 --> 00:12:38,311 A TV set! And yours only displays a spider web. I'd better go to my place. 172 00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:41,802 Don't go! We'll definitely fix the TV set. 173 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:44,986 Our mom will be in the "Little Blue Light" show tonight. 174 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,459 Of course we'll fix it! 175 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:49,004 And there's a beautiful fir tree in our yard! 176 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:52,305 A real, living one! Let's decorate it! 177 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:58,244 Hurrah! Let's do it! But we have no toys or anything at all to decorate it! 178 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,338 What do you mean, "we don't have anything"? 179 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,739 We have plenty of antique things up in the garret. 180 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,089 Let's decorate the tree with them! 181 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:18,979 Attention, please! Make your faces smart, 182 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,271 I'm about to start photo-hunting you. 183 00:13:23,461 --> 00:13:25,909 What's the news in Moscow this morning? 184 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,411 Me and dad decided to get ourselves a second child. 185 00:13:30,612 --> 00:13:34,676 Gosh! People used to get themselves fur coats and motorcycles, 186 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:37,741 and now they get themselves children. 187 00:13:39,841 --> 00:13:41,294 Oh, what joy! 188 00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:46,917 On TV, a man with <i>big whiskers</i> just gave your mom flowers. 189 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:52,807 Were I there, I would twist that man's "big brisk ears"... 190 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:56,962 I'll show you that man. There he is! 191 00:13:57,239 --> 00:14:01,528 There he is, that insidious jerk of civilian appearance. 192 00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:05,563 Oh, hahaha! That's no jerk! 193 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:08,417 That's the director of mom's amateur performances. 194 00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:11,758 Oh, mom's gonna sing now. 195 00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:17,512 Only it's all in vain - the sound doesn't work on your TV! 196 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,907 It's such a pity we don't hear mom. 197 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:24,214 She has been preparing this performance for half a year. 198 00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:27,495 [mom's song is heard] 199 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:33,599 Well, I'll be! 200 00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:37,096 Your mom is transmitted both here and there. 201 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:39,597 How far technology has come! 202 00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:45,323 It's not technology that's come, it's me that's come here on skis! 203 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,789 The concert has been videotaped. 204 00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:52,293 - Hurrah! - Our mom has come! 205 00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:59,632 I told you: I just can't live without our Prostokvashino! 206 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,749 <i>If there were no winter snow In our towns, by golly,</i> 207 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:06,099 <i>We would then have never known Days like these most jolly!</i> 208 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,993 <i>Kids would not be running 'round Snow-women and playing,</i> 209 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:12,032 <i>Ski-tracks wouldn't cross the ground, Without winter's braying.</i> 210 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:14,931 <i>Ski-tracks wouldn't cross the ground, Without winter's braying.</i> 211 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,832 screenplay - Eduard Uspenskiy, director - Vladimir Popov art directors - A. Sher, A. Vinokurov 212 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,383 camera - K. Rasulov, sound - B. Folchikov composer - Ye. Krylatov, lyrics - Yu. Entin, E. Uspenskiy, singers - V. olkunova, O. Tabakov 213 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,302 <i>If there were no winter snow, Were summer forever,</i> 214 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:24,453 <i>We'd have never known of the Crazy New Year fever.</i> 215 00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:27,389 <i>Father Frost wouldn't visit us, Over potholes, sleighing,</i> 216 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,306 <i>Rivers would not coat with ice, Without winter's braying.</i> 217 00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,534 <i>Rivers would not coat with ice, Without winter's braying.</i> 218 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,561 <i>If there were no winter snow In our towns, by golly,</i> 219 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:40,414 <i>We would then have never known Days like these most jolly!</i> 220 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,498 The End 221 00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:53,599 Subs by mykstery, Jooler, Evangelisto (2011, notabenoid.com), heavily revised by Niffiwan (2022, animatsiya.net) 222 00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:58,508 http://notabenoid.com/book/21641/71253